Say something to the person above you. Anything!

pink is the new black

I don't want to get dressed today. Can I leave in my jammies?

Everything hurts

I can't promise that I'll try, but I promise that I'll try to try.

Very sexy photo!

pretty!

nice back

Umm...hi

@KrunA - Nice to see we both are working so hard right now. :laugh:

Three guests check into a hotel room. The clerk says the bill is $30, so each guest pays $10. Later the clerk realizes the bill should only be $25. To rectify this, he gives the bellhop $5 to return to the guests. On the way to the room, the bellhop realizes that he cannot divide the money equally. As the guests didn't know the total of the revised bill, the bellhop decides to just give each guest $1 and keep $2 as a tip for himself. Each guest got $1 back: so now each guest only paid $9; bringing the total paid to $27. The bellhop has $2. And $27 + $2 = $29 so, if the guests originally handed over $30, what happened to the remaining $1?

This is from the lady not smiling right now in the picture. I bet you look great smiling..

what would you dooooooooooo for a Klondike bar?

I just made ceviche, lemon buttermilk pie, roasted peppers, and the best ever (gringa) carnitas for the taco potluck at work. The house smells better than heaven...now I just have to make it til dinner without inhaling the whole gig on the way to work.