Ladies, if you were..

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mom5284
mom5284 Posts: 12 Member
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Off topic chit chat, if you were defending yourself from an attacker and you managed to grab a hold of his testicles, what would you do?

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  • 115s
    115s Posts: 344 Member
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    Why would I want to touch testicles when I have a perfectly good can of pepper spray available..?
  • breesie11
    breesie11 Posts: 3,478 Member
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    Twist and squeeze as hard as i can :happy:
  • Chaotic_Weevil
    Chaotic_Weevil Posts: 199 Member
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    Rip them off.

    And then id look at him and be like

    "You've done really poorly at your job as an attacker. I guess it's time you were SACKED"

    And then I would throw his balls at him.

    Whenever you do something violent you have to use a pun. It's a rule.
  • assthetik
    assthetik Posts: 3,639 Member
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    ask him to cough and see if maybe he has an underlying condition
  • MSeel1984
    MSeel1984 Posts: 2,297 Member
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    Pull hard? Twist? Squeeze? These all seem like good options.
  • Joannah700
    Joannah700 Posts: 2,665 Member
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    Twist and squeeze as hard as i can :happy:

    Winner!

    Any (so called) man that would attack a woman deserves whatever you can do to repel him. You have every right to protect yourself, and should never allow any part of yourself to give up as long as you can fight.

    This tactic would certainly give you control of the situation.

    The first guy I dated gave me this same advice (in the event I was attacked)

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