Mom wouldnt let me get a drink on my birthday

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  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
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    Slash her car tires.
  • MistyB023
    MistyB023 Posts: 521 Member
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    It's her way of telling you that you're adopted. Sorry. :ohwell:
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
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    Then she told everyone in your church to block you on facebook.
  • MistyB023
    MistyB023 Posts: 521 Member
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    Then she told everyone in your church to block you on facebook.

    Winner! :laugh:
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
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    first of all, happy birthday! Second, is there a reason your mom wouldn't get you a drink?
  • shellma00
    shellma00 Posts: 1,684 Member
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    If we are pointing out everything wrong with this troll thread then.. If you are 27 there is no way you could have got a fancy alcohol drink for the past 10 years if you are at a restaurant on your birthday... Cant drink at 17.. against the law.
  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
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    Was this before or after she stole your purse?

    Happy birthday OP.
  • KMasz
    KMasz Posts: 2,667 Member
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    If we are pointing out everything wrong with this troll thread then.. If you are 27 there is no way you could have got a fancy alcohol drink for the past 10 years if you are at a restaurant on your birthday... Cant drink at 17.. against the law.

    She must be Canadian and she just had her 28th birthday! duh! :laugh:
  • shellma00
    shellma00 Posts: 1,684 Member
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    If we are pointing out everything wrong with this troll thread then.. If you are 27 there is no way you could have got a fancy alcohol drink for the past 10 years if you are at a restaurant on your birthday... Cant drink at 17.. against the law.

    She must be Canadian and she just had her 28th birthday! duh! :laugh:

    Yes, she must have typed that wrong.. she did spell a few things wrong and use incorrect grammar.. :laugh: :laugh:
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
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    Wear a shorter skirt and strappy heels, get free drinks, just not from mommy
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
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    just play hop scotch with my emu... you will win the pinewood derby and be happy with your Gatorade... just sayin
  • branflakes1980
    branflakes1980 Posts: 2,516 Member
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    Did your mom also take your TV from you?

    Was wondering this myself. :flowerforyou:
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
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    Does she have you locked in the basement as well? only a computer to troll MFP and a giant gerbil style water dispenser so you don't get dehydrated?
  • pepperpat64
    pepperpat64 Posts: 423 Member
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    Maybe your mom thinks you act like a total *kitten* when you drink and she didn't want you to embarrass her. LOL.

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