Are There Impatient Treatment Centers for Sugar Addiction?

Chief_Rocka
Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
in Food and Nutrition
I tried to go to a regular drug rehab center and they lol'd

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  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Yes, It's the Hershey factory.
  • ink_b1tch
    ink_b1tch Posts: 101
    Wonka...Duh!
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    They do exist. They are run by Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny when they aren't doing their part time gigs. They've been trying to recruit Jesus to come work there, because it will take a miracle to quit sugar!:tongue:
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
    Willie Wonka is the resident physician. But do not touch the ceiling, or steal any fizzy lifting drinks.
  • ink_b1tch
    ink_b1tch Posts: 101
    Willie Wonka is the resident physician. But do not touch the ceiling, or steal any fizzy lifting drinks.

    touch touch touch..burp!
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    Willie Wonka is the resident physician. But do not touch the ceiling, or steal any fizzy lifting drinks.

    OMFG, you almost just made me pee myself laughing!
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,042 Member
    Dr. Oz has started to invest in this.

    A.C.E. Certified Group Fitness and Personal Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
    There was a time when I would have been serious about this. :embarassed:

    I'm coming out about this just so people will know there is always hope for people to see the light.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Dr. Oz has started to invest in this.

    A.C.E. Certified Group Fitness and Personal Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

    HEY!
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  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    I don't know, how much do you get under people's skin?
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Yes, It's the Hershey factory.

    ♪♪♪Hershey's chocolate
    Hershey's chocolate
    Hershey's chocolate bars♪♪♪

    (Anyone who has ever been there will not have nightmares tonight.)
  • JenAndSome
    JenAndSome Posts: 1,893 Member
    I find it's best if you just have patience when trying to adjust your diet.
  • Need2Exerc1se
    Need2Exerc1se Posts: 13,575 Member
    Oh, it seems this is a joke thread. I don't know if there are any inpatient treatment centers, but there are several outpatient centers.
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  • CyberEd312
    CyberEd312 Posts: 3,536 Member
    Darn tootin' it's a joke thread! Haha

    (I'm now picturing Cookie Monster shooting up cookie dough like one would heroin...if someone posted that gif I'd be much obliged)

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  • richardheath
    richardheath Posts: 1,276 Member
    Don't know about impatient ones. Breaking sugar addiction takes a while. You have to be very patient.
  • Railr0aderTony
    Railr0aderTony Posts: 6,803 Member
    sugar.jpg

    White Lines---- don't do it.
  • Joannah700
    Joannah700 Posts: 2,665 Member
    “Research Shows That Heroin and Cocaine Are No More Addictive Than Oreos.”

    http://www.conncoll.edu/news/news-archive/2013/student-faculty-research-suggests-oreos-can-be-compared-to-drugs-of-abuse-in-lab-rats.htm#.VAn3ZfldUms

    It's ok. We all need help sometime.

    It's good of you to reach out. Takes a brave sort.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    sugar.jpg

    White Lines---- don't do it.

    Baking Bad.
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
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    White Lines---- don't do it.

    Baking Bad.
    Well played.
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  • FredDoyle
    FredDoyle Posts: 2,272 Member
    Oh, it seems this is a joke thread. I don't know if there are any inpatient treatment centers, but there are several outpatient centers.
    Are they at the "wellness centers" with the homeopaths and reiki masters?

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