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Let's start a story.... add 5 words
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To put on a Broadway0
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show about caterpillars trees but0
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had a much better idea0
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except which idea was acceptable0
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it involved nazi elephants and0
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topless tap dancing white mice0
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and played in a polka0
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until the cows came home.0
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A tornado tore apart all0
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of Hooterville, leaving nothing but0
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bare hooters on all the0
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villains and potato sacks everywhere0
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we might as well have0
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coughed up a black lung:frown:0
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Or shaved our back with0
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whipped cream and sharpened spoons0
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And eaten burritos made with0
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stolen kush and cranberry vokda0
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And alphabet soup from a0
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magical rainbow up in the0
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Clouds above the city of0
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Hooterville. The sirens had stopped0
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because the pasta was ready,0
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somebody yelled "where's the f*ckin0
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Marinara sauce, you ugly monkeytaints?0
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Thats when the giant rolled0
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a cigar and Monica Lewinsky0
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Into a carpet made of0
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his back hair and feathers0
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But it turned out alright.0
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