Recent JOKE ( and its clean)!!

Dave177
Dave177 Posts: 2
edited September 23 in Chit-Chat
Just in case you hadn't heard it before, 2 monkeys in a bath, and one goes "OOH OOH AAH AAH IHH IHH" and the other monkey says "Well put some cold water in then" Boom Boom.
WEll I laughed when I first heard it!! Its hard to get new jokes these days and especially clean ones!!:laugh:

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