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silverraiyne
silverraiyne Posts: 683 Member
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Let's stop with all these stupid Body Shape Charts. I'm not a freaking pear, I'm a woman with a curvy body and damn proud of it!

Why Body Shape Guides Are Bad For Women

http://hellogiggles.com/stop-body-shape-guides

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  • dMonster01
    dMonster01 Posts: 214 Member
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    hellogiggles is the most annoying blog ever.
  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
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    I'm shaped like a banana but that's a totally different story.
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
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    I'm shaped like a banana but that's a totally different story.
    how YOU doin?
  • TheSnarkasticSkyscraper
    TheSnarkasticSkyscraper Posts: 176 Member
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    I'm shaped like a banana but that's a totally different story.

    What size banana are we talking about here?
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
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    I'm shaped like a banana but that's a totally different story.
    Lies.
  • KaterinaTerese
    KaterinaTerese Posts: 345 Member
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    I'm shaped like a banana but that's a totally different story.

    What size banana are we talking about here?
    We have to go by weight not volume. Better grab a scale.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,820 Member
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    I want to be shaped like a starfruit.
  • Vortex_ConQueso
    Vortex_ConQueso Posts: 97
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    I’m not even human, I’m a body shaped demon.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    I want to be shaped like a kumquat!


    Does anybody know what those look like?
  • Mama_Jag
    Mama_Jag Posts: 474 Member
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    You seem inappropriately angry.

    I personally like it when people wear clothing that flatters them rather than not.
  • NotShena
    NotShena Posts: 172 Member
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    nvm
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
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    I want to be shaped like a kumquat!


    Does anybody know what those look like?

    yep. small and kinda oval (although the ones in the pic look kinda round.). People grow them here.

    670px-Eat-a-Kumquat-Step-2.jpg

    I'm kinda clam shaped.
  • 00Allie00
    00Allie00 Posts: 243 Member
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    hellogiggles is the most annoying blog ever.

    Yup.
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
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    I'm shaped like a banana but that's a totally different story.

    What size banana are we talking about here?

    Here, use this, it will help.

    banana_for_scale.png
  • lorib642
    lorib642 Posts: 1,942 Member
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    Hmmm I am apple shaped or whatever you want to call it. I have a lot of abdominal fat. I don't need a magazine to tell me what to wear but it is good to know that I am at a risk for cardiovascular disease

    http://circ.ahajournals.org/content/126/10/1301.full
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,375 Member
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    I'm shaped like a banana but that's a totally different story.

    What size banana are we talking about here?
    We have to go by weight not volume. Better grab a scale.

    According to the database, we have extra small (less than 6" long), small (6" - 6 7/8" long), medium (7" - 7 7/8" long), large (8" - 8 7/8" long) and extra large (9" or longer). *waits patiently*
  • TheSnarkasticSkyscraper
    TheSnarkasticSkyscraper Posts: 176 Member
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    I'm shaped like a banana but that's a totally different story.

    What size banana are we talking about here?

    Here, use this, it will help.

    banana_for_scale.png

    Well done, Sir. :)
  • sbarella
    sbarella Posts: 713 Member
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    Let's stop with all these stupid Body Shape Charts. I'm not a freaking pear, I'm a woman with a curvy body and damn proud of it!

    Why Body Shape Guides Are Bad For Women

    http://hellogiggles.com/stop-body-shape-guides
    Hell no. That chart says I'm ATHLETIC so it's clearly awesome and everyone should rely on that. :laugh:

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