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  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
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    A stalkers theme song, Sooth My Soul by Depeche Mode:

    I'm coming for you
    When the sun goes down
    I'm coming for you
    When there's no one around

    I come to your house
    Break down the door
    Girl I'm shaking
    I need more

    There's only one way to soothe my soul
    There's only one way to soothe my soul
    Only one way
    Only one way
    Only one way
    Only one way

    I'm coming for you
    I need to feel your skin
    I'm coming for you
    To stop this crawling

    I'm taking my place
    By your side
    I'm not leaving
    Until I'm satisfied

    There's only one way to soothe my soul
    There's only one way to soothe my soul
    Only one way
    Only one way
    Only one way
    Only one way

    I'm coming for you
    My body's hungry
    I'm coming for you
    Like a junkie

    I can't stop
    The desire in me
    I'm not waiting
    Patiently

    There's only one way to soothe my soul
    There's only one way to soothe my soul
    There's only one way to soothe my soul
    There's only one way to soothe my soul
    Only one way
    Only one way
    Only one way
    Only one way
    There's only one way to soothe my soul
    Lyrics taken from <a href="http://www.elyrics.net/read/d/depeche-mode-lyrics/soothe-my-soul-lyrics.html">this page</a>
  • gallifreyfallsnomore1
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    Dance Hall Days by Wang Chung:

    Take your baby by the hand
    And make her do a high hand stand
    And take your baby by the heel
    And do the next thing that you feel

    We were so in phase in our dance hall days
    We were cool on craze
    When I, you and everyone, we knew
    Could believe, do and share in what was true

    I said, Dance hall days love

    Take your baby by the hair
    And pull her close and there there there
    And take your baby by the ears
    And play upon her darkest fears


    Take your baby by the wrist
    And in her mouth an amethyst
    And in her eye two sapphires blue
    And you need her and she needs you
  • jasonmh630
    jasonmh630 Posts: 2,850 Member
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    Metallica "So What" (originally done by Anti-Nowhere League)

    I'm at work and I'm pretty sure I'd be fired for posting those lyrics.

    THIS^^^ I love the instrumental aspect of the song, just not a fan of the lyrics lol.
  • kshadows
    kshadows Posts: 1,315 Member
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    Little Piece of Heaven (Avenged Sevenfold)


    Must have stabbed her 50 fking timeeeeees
    I can't believe it
    Ripped her heart out right before her eyeeeeees
    Eyes over easy
    Eat it, eat it, eat it!
  • Shannonpurple
    Shannonpurple Posts: 268 Member
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    Last Caress by The Misfits:

    I got something to say
    I killed your baby today
    And it doesn't matter much to me
    As long as it's dead

    Well I got something to say
    I raped your mother today
    And it doesn't matter much to me
    As long as she spread

    Sweet lovely death
    I am waiting for your breath
    Come sweet death, one last caress

    Go

    Sweet lovely death
    I am waiting for your breath
    Come sweet death, one last caress

    Well, I got something to say
    I killed your baby today
    And it doesn't matter much to me
    As long as it's dead

    Sweet lovely death
    I am waiting for your breath
    Come sweet death
    One last caress

    One last caress, sweet death
    One last caress, sweet death

    Oh oh oh oh oh
    Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
    Oh oh
    Oh oh oh oh oh
    Oh

    I love the MisFits
  • Hammybone
    Hammybone Posts: 36 Member
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    Barring metaphorical meanings:

    Girl with One Eye, Florence and the Machine.

    A Little Piece of Heaven, Avenged Sevenfold.
  • da_bears1008
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    There's no song creepier than A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying. There's just not.

    Some gems:

    *"Said her name was Bambi and I said "Well, that's a Coincidence darlin' 'Cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a Deer"*

    *Well, she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern, and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask*

    *Well I find it's quite a thrill when she grinds me against her will, yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'*

    *I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on, when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula*

    *I never thought missing children could be so s#xy. Did I say that out loud?*


    http://www.metrolyrics.com/printlyric/a-lap-dance-is-so-much-better-when-the-stripper-is-crying-lyrics-bloodhound-gang.html

    you win
  • mygnsac
    mygnsac Posts: 13,413 Member
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    Sarah's Theme (from the movie Hocus Pocus)

    Come little children, I'll take thee away;
    Into a land of enchantment...
    Come little children, the time's come to play;
    Here, in my garden of magic.

  • p8liwag
    p8liwag Posts: 919 Member
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    Obsession by Animotion

    You are an obsession, I cannot sleep
    I am a possession unopened at your feet
    There is no balance, no equality
    Be still I will not accept defeat

    I will have you, yes I will have you
    I will find a way and I will have you
    Like a butterfly, a wild butterfly
    I will collect you and capture you

    You are an obsession, you're my obsession
    Who do you want me to be to make you sleep with me
    (x2)

    I feed you, I drink you by day and by night
    I need you, I need you by sun or candlelight
    You protest, you want to leave
    You say there's no alternative

    Your face appears again, I see the beauty there
    But I see danger, stranger beware
    A circumstance in your naked dreams
    Your affection is not what it seems
  • knitapeace
    knitapeace Posts: 1,013 Member
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    "China Girl" and "Perfect Day" are the sweetest, most romantic songs ever written about heroin addiction.

    What? Perfect Day is one of my favorite songs. My heart just broke a little. I hate being naive.
  • WhatAnAss
    WhatAnAss Posts: 1,598 Member
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    Type O Negative

    "Bloody Kisses"

    Not long ago but far away.
    A rainy winter's day.
    All her pain she kept inside.
    Could no longer hide.
    No cry for help.
    She killed herself.
    Both life and love could not be saved.
    She took them both to the grave.
    to the grave.
    A pair of souls become undone.
    Where were two now one.
    Divided by this wall of death.
    I soon will join you yet.
    With my blood I'll find your love.
    You found the strength to end your life.
    As you did -- so shall I.

    Oh no.
    Please don't go.
    Please don't go.

    It's like a death
    A death,
    A death
    In the family.

    Don't die.

    A crimson pool so warm & deep.
    Lulls me to an endless sleep.
    Your hand in mine - I will be brave.
    Take me from this earth.
    And end this night - this, the end of life.
    From the dark I feel your lips.
    And I taste your bloody kiss.

    Oh no.
    Please don't go.
    Oh no.
    Please don't go.

    Please don't go
    Please don't go,
    Please don't
    Please don't
    Go.
    It's like a death
    A death,
    A death
    In the family.
    [x2]
    It's like a death
    A death,
    A death
    In the family.

    Don't die
    On me,
    Don't die
    On me.
  • da_bears1008
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    Warren Zevon "Excitable Boy"

    “He took little Suzie to the Junior Prom, excitable boy, they all said. And he raped her and killed her, then he took her home, excitable boy, they all said.”
  • SrMaggalicious
    SrMaggalicious Posts: 495 Member
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    LOTION (by Greenskeepers) - in honor of Silence of the Lambs:

    I'm looking down the hole
    your looking up at me
    you're cold and tired
    that is easy to see
    lower the rope to you
    a bucket on the line
    your membrane will be soft and smooth
    and your heart will be mine

    It rubs the lotion on its skin
    Or else it get the hose again
    It rubs the lotion on its skin
    Or else it get the hose again
    Yes precious it gets the hose

    The look inside your eyes
    drives me from control
    evoking visions of my favourite casserole
    and if i eat your heart
    i'll also eat your soul
    and when i'm done with that i'll use your skull as a bowl

    It rubs the lotion on its skin
    Or else it get the hose again
    It rubs the lotion on its skin
    Or else it get the hose again
    Yes precious it gets the hose
    It puts the lotion in the basket

    The night is very cold
    I'm feeling kind of weak
    I think i'll make myself a cap from your right buttocks cheek
    And then I will go walking with my little dog
    and then I'll bury you underneath a log

    It rubs the lotion on its skin
    Or else it get the hose again
    It rubs the lotion on its skin
    Or else it get the hose again
    Yes it does precious
    It puts the lotion in the basket
    ***** put the lotion in the basket
    Oh put the lotion in the ****ing basket *****
    put the lotion in the basket
  • Great_Mazinga
    Great_Mazinga Posts: 214 Member
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    From "Blinded by the Light":

    "Wrapped up like a douche, another roller in the night"

    WTH?!
  • kshadows
    kshadows Posts: 1,315 Member
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    From "Blinded by the Light":

    "Wrapped up like a douche, another roller in the night"

    WTH?!

    LMFAO it's "deuce", not "douche" bahahahhaa
  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
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    From "Blinded by the Light":

    "Wrapped up like a douche, another roller in the night"

    WTH?!

    ...not sure if srs...it's revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
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    I've always thought NIN's refrain in "Closer" had a touch of the creep.

    I wanna *kitten* you like an animal;
    I wanna feel you from the inside.

    Ostensibly about sex, something about the "feel you from the inside" always suggested an underlying violence to me.

    Also, "Baby, It's Cold Outside" is straight up about date rape.


    I really can't stay
    (But baby, it's cold outside)
    I've got to go away
    (But baby, it's cold outside)

    This evening has been
    (Been hoping that you'd drop in)
    So very nice
    (I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice)

    My mother will start to worry
    (Beautiful, what's your hurry?)
    My father will be pacing the floor
    (Listen to the fireplace roar)

    So really I'd better scurry
    (Beautiful, please don't hurry)
    But maybe just a half a drink more
    (Put some records on while I pour)

    The neighbors might think
    (Baby, it's bad out there)
    Say, what's in this drink?
    (No cabs to be had out there)

    I wish I knew how
    (Your eyes are like starlight now)
    To break this spell
    (I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell)

    I ought to say no, no, no, sir
    (Mind if I move in closer?)
    At least I'm gonna say that I tried
    (What's the sense in hurting my pride?)

    I really can't stay
    (Baby, don't hold out)
    Oh, but it's cold outside

    I simply must go
    (But baby, it's cold outside)
    The answer is no
    (But baby, it's cold outside)

    This welcome has been
    (How lucky that you dropped in)
    So nice and warm
    (Look out the window at that storm)

    My sister will be suspicious
    (Gosh, your lips look delicious
    My brother will be there at the door
    (Waves upon a tropical shore)

    My maiden aunt's mind is vicious
    (Ooh, your lips are delicious)
    But maybe just a cigarette more
    (Never such a blizzard before)

    I've got to get home
    (But baby, you'll freeze out there)
    Say, lend me your coat
    (It's up to your knees out there)

    You've really been grand
    (I thrill when you touch my hand)
    But don't you see
    (How can you do this thing to me?)

    There's bound to be talk tomorrow
    (Think of my life long sorrow)
    At least there will be plenty implied
    (If you caught pneumonia and died)

    I really can't stay
    (Get over that hold out)
    Oh, but it's cold outside
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
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    From "Blinded by the Light":

    "Wrapped up like a douche, another roller in the night"

    WTH?!

    ...not sure if srs...it's revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night

    These might be the most misquoted song lyrics of all time.
  • Hornsby
    Hornsby Posts: 10,322 Member
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    Anything by Insane Clown Posse.. One example...

    "Dead Body Man"

    "This is a Channel 7 news breif because the news is happening now."
    "Hello, Morque Perkins reporting. Our top story tonight, police and
    investigators are still trying to figure out how and why somebody
    stole 4 dead bodies from the Wayne County morgue late Monday night.
    Police say, the apparent body theif entered through the basement
    window, but how he alluded the security and alarm system is still a
    mystery. But what we at Channel 7 are wondering, what kind of sick
    **** would steal 4 dead bodies anyway? Details at 11."

    [Violent J]
    Dead bodies, dead bodies all over the street
    Fifty-five, sixty-five bodies at least
    I hang with the stiffs till the break of dawn
    I'm always finding bodies when I'm mowing the lawn
    Drag em in the house, throw em in the oven
    Wicked clown lovin that dead body gloven
    Tastes like chicken finger lickin deep fried
    I ate a dead body, but don't tell, I lied
    I just ate my first dead body last week
    Still gots the finger nail caught in my teeth
    Before you start yelling and cursing my name
    Remember something's wrong with my brain, insane
    Second I was born, doctor threw me 'gainst the wall
    Kicked open the door and he whipped me down the hall
    I'm sliding and I'm bouncing off **** like a hockey puck
    And my mother's like "What the ****?!"
    He said I was born of an alien race
    Born with a hatchet and a juggalo face
    But I'm not a martian, you wouldn't understand
    I'm just the dead body man

    "We got bodies, dead bodies
    We got fat ones, skinny ones
    Males, females, hermaphrodites
    We got somebodies, we got nobodies
    Bodies, bodies, bodies, woo!"

    [Violent J]
    Dead bodies, dead bodies in the back of my van
    All the little kiddies love the dead body man
    I drive through my neighborhood ringing my bell
    Some people run cuz they don't like the smell
    Others line up just as quick as they can
    To try and catch a glimpse of the dead body man
    It's all good, if you can stand the funk, but ah
    Just don't look in the trunk
    I drive down Central kickin the bass
    Chillin with my freaks and I'm picked her face
    Maggots and bugs like to crawl on her head
    Cuz my ***** is dead, I'd rather that instead
    Than a ho you can't trust, always diggin a nut
    A dead body ***** learns to keep her mouth shut
    Riding in the back is my dead body crew
    Only they can never think of nothing to do
    If you think I'm sick take a look at yourself
    You got dead deer heads up on your shelf
    On your key chain is a little baby rabbit's hand
    I'm just the dead body man

    "We also collect dead bodies
    So, if you know any dead people
    Or you yourself are planning on dying soon
    We'll be happy to come to your house
    And pay cash for it
    We appreciate good healthy stiff
    For our dinner
    Woohoo!"

    [Chorus (1x)]
    Call me the dead body man (some one give em to me)
    Call me the dead body man (just sell em to me)
    Call me the dead body man (you can mail em to me)
    Call me the dead body man (br-bring em to me)
    Call me the dead body man (won't ya give em to me)
    Call me the dead body man (just sell em to me)
    Call me the dead body man (just mail em to me)
    Call me the dead body man (br-bring em to me)
    Call me the dead body man (you can give em to me)
    Call me the dead body man (you can sell em to me)
    Call me the dead body man (won't ya mail em to me)
    Call me the dead body man (you can bring em to me)
    Call me the dead body man, call me the dead body man
  • cmpnaz
    cmpnaz Posts: 190
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    I've always thought NIN's refrain in "Closer" had a touch of the creep.

    I wanna *kitten* you like an animal;
    I wanna feel you from the inside.

    Ostensibly about sex, something about the "feel you from the inside" always suggested an underlying violence to me.

    Also, "Baby, It's Cold Outside" is straight up about date rape.


    I really can't stay
    (But baby, it's cold outside)
    I've got to go away
    (But baby, it's cold outside)

    This evening has been
    (Been hoping that you'd drop in)
    So very nice
    (I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice)

    My mother will start to worry
    (Beautiful, what's your hurry?)
    My father will be pacing the floor
    (Listen to the fireplace roar)

    So really I'd better scurry
    (Beautiful, please don't hurry)
    But maybe just a half a drink more
    (Put some records on while I pour)

    The neighbors might think
    (Baby, it's bad out there)
    Say, what's in this drink?
    (No cabs to be had out there)

    I wish I knew how
    (Your eyes are like starlight now)
    To break this spell
    (I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell)

    I ought to say no, no, no, sir
    (Mind if I move in closer?)
    At least I'm gonna say that I tried
    (What's the sense in hurting my pride?)

    I really can't stay
    (Baby, don't hold out)
    Oh, but it's cold outside

    I simply must go
    (But baby, it's cold outside)
    The answer is no
    (But baby, it's cold outside)

    This welcome has been
    (How lucky that you dropped in)
    So nice and warm
    (Look out the window at that storm)

    My sister will be suspicious
    (Gosh, your lips look delicious
    My brother will be there at the door
    (Waves upon a tropical shore)

    My maiden aunt's mind is vicious
    (Ooh, your lips are delicious)
    But maybe just a cigarette more
    (Never such a blizzard before)

    I've got to get home
    (But baby, you'll freeze out there)
    Say, lend me your coat
    (It's up to your knees out there)

    You've really been grand
    (I thrill when you touch my hand)
    But don't you see
    (How can you do this thing to me?)

    There's bound to be talk tomorrow
    (Think of my life long sorrow)
    At least there will be plenty implied
    (If you caught pneumonia and died)

    I really can't stay
    (Get over that hold out)
    Oh, but it's cold outside

    Not sure I can agree with either ...

    NIN .. HOT

    It's Cold Outside - more speaking of that tug of war with young lovers, but hey if you see it that way :drinker: