Delicious Toast

Candi_land
Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
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Ingredients:

Two slices of bread.


Directions:

Insert in toaster, left bread held in your left hand first then the right. Toast. Serve.

Replies

  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    but how long do I leave it in the toaster? and on what setting?

    will this also work with just one slice of bread?
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    Whoa. This is waay to complicated. Can you dumb it down for me please?
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    what about the butter? may i add butter?
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Just bought a toaaster for my daughter's 21st birthday from www.burntimpressions.com.

    Every time she makes toast now, it will have an image of my face on it.
  • dMonster01
    dMonster01 Posts: 214 Member
    You forgot the nutella.

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  • TheSnarkasticSkyscraper
    TheSnarkasticSkyscraper Posts: 176 Member
    Does the toaster have to be plugged in?
  • Candi_land
    Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
    NO CONDIMENTS. :angry:
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
    Why is this not in recipes?
  • elprincipito
    elprincipito Posts: 1,200 Member
    *adds butter
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  • _errata_
    _errata_ Posts: 1,653 Member
    french toast or GTFO.
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    what kind of bread?

    i'm afraid that if i use white bread i will need to detox/cleanse.

    PLZ HLP OP
  • Vortex_ConQueso
    Vortex_ConQueso Posts: 97
    what kind of bread?

    i'm afraid that if i use white bread i will need to detox/cleanse.

    PLZ HLP OP

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  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    what kind of bread?

    i'm afraid that if i use white bread i will need to detox/cleanse.

    PLZ HLP OP

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    racist-bread.jpg
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    Best thing since sliced bread.
  • _errata_
    _errata_ Posts: 1,653 Member
    what kind of bread?

    i'm afraid that if i use white bread i will need to detox/cleanse.

    PLZ HLP OP

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    racist-bread.jpg

    Oh damn. That's some racist bread right there.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    This kind of discussion is better suited to a group! Reported.
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    Yeah toast!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHptn_3RyYE
  • dj1skywalker
    dj1skywalker Posts: 86
    Definitely agree this should be in Recipes!!

    Love me some French Toast! And getting toasted :drinker:
  • Candi_land
    Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
    This kind of discussion is better suited to a group! Reported.

    FINE..you can put butter on yours.
  • WinoGelato
    WinoGelato Posts: 13,454 Member
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHptn_3RyYE

    All around the country and coast to coast
    People always say, "what do you like most?"
    I don’t want to brag, I don’t want to boast
    I always tell 'em, "I like toast."
    YEAH, TOAST!!
    YEAH, TOAST!!


    I get up in the morning about six A.M.
    Have a little jelly, have a little jam
    Take a piece of bread, put it in the slot
    Push down the lever and the wires get hot,
    I get toast.
    YEAH, TOAST!
    YEAH, TOAST!


    Now, there’s no secret to toasting perfection
    There’s a dial on the side and you make your selection
    Push to the dark or the light and then
    If it pops too soon, press down again
    Make toast.
    YEAH, TOAST!
    YEAH, TOAST!


    When the first caveman drove in from the drags
    Didn’t know what would go with the bacon and the eggs
    Must have been a genius, got it in his head
    Plug the toaster in the wall, buy a bag of bread
    Make toast.
    YEAH, TOAST!
    YEAH, TOAST!


    Oui Monsieur, bonjour croquette,
    Une croissant? Et vous auvent?
    Maurice Chevalier, Eiffel Tower,
    Oui Marie, baguette, bonsoir!
    (Oh in my ribs I have Bon sua!)

    FRENCH TOAST!
    FRENCH TOAST!

    In Chicago we're on the Bob and Tom show

    YEAH TOAST!!

    eh uh uh
    TOAST!!

    I sing that song every time I make toast and my husband thinks I'm crazy...
  • Joannah700
    Joannah700 Posts: 2,665 Member
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    ^^Because this is what I was expecting when I clicked on here first.
  • ThatGirl_1968
    ThatGirl_1968 Posts: 47 Member
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    ^^Because this is what I was expecting when I clicked on here first.


    LOVE this!! lol
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    Can I use cauliflower as a substitute?
  • emartin17
    emartin17 Posts: 123 Member
    oh my you brought me back! i used to listen to this just to laugh and make my day better

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