Selfies

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  • trojan_bb
    trojan_bb Posts: 699 Member
    Also, I am blessed with ridiculous long limbs. So my "monkey arms" are coveted for "groupies" with friends.

    I really hate it when short limbed people take selfies with me in it. Sorry, but I don't want a close up of my facial pores mmmmk
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    And you absolutely MUST be in the universal photo booths.
    Bathroom for the younger set, car for the older ones. It's an unwritten rule.

    My 14 year old and I were just talking about this. I told her honey please for the love of all that is holy, don't take selfies in your bathroom. We have a lovely home and a nice yard can't you pick a better place?

    NOPE best lighting in the washroom

    True! Why??????
  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,597 Member
    1. Find a bathroom, preferrably with a mirror that has water spots all over it.
    2. Pull out your camera phone
    3. Duck face
    4. Hand on hip
    5. Snap pic.
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  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
    1. Find a bathroom, preferrably with a mirror that has water spots all over it.
    2. Pull out your camera phone
    3. Duck face
    4. Hand on hip
    5. Snap pic.

    Get out of my bathroom!
  • justcat206
    justcat206 Posts: 716 Member
    Filters. It's all about the filters. And borders. And stickers. Oh, wait, that's instagram...
  • KrzyGal
    KrzyGal Posts: 139 Member
    If MFP has taught me anything...

    For Girls: Next to little clothing and focus on your chest while giving a seductive look
    For Guys: Have no shirt on and flex hard while giving a serious look

    I'm so thankful I didn't learn the selfie thing from MFP, it doesn't look like you did either! ;0)
  • lh1990
    lh1990 Posts: 25 Member
    Like this

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  • KrzyGal
    KrzyGal Posts: 139 Member
    Bro Tip: Never rush a selfie.

    Just remember, there's not a single thing you can do to create good lighting, you have to find it. But you won't ever find it. It will find you, because it's light. And when it finds you, you will know it. And when you know it, you take a selfie.

    Steps for perfect swelfie:

    Step 1: Inhale, flex your abs and hold your breath
    Step 2: Flex your lat into your non phone hand. This will make you appear wider and your arm appear bigger
    Step 3: Commence open hand flex of the arm. The absence of a first will achieve that natural, "I swear I'm not flexing" look.
    Step 4: Bring the phone up in a slow hammer curl motion. Initiate arm flex.
    Step 4...Step 5: Engage chest muscles. Maintain all other muscles in flex position.
    Step 6: Activate hard face. Look concerned. Think RoboCop. Stare at the phone, never in the mirror.
    Step 7: Frame up the shot, steady the phone, and prepare for art.

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    Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FarGT40V8tc

    BAHAHAHAHAHA! AWESOME!
  • LifeOfBrian78
    LifeOfBrian78 Posts: 397 Member
    I read an interesting article on selfies yesterday. The term is so overused that people are referring to ANY picture as a selfie. It even happens on the news. People really are brainless. There are adults calling photos that you would take of your dog a "selfie." How dumb do you have to be?

    They made fun of the newscasters calling everything a selfie on John Oliver's show.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    You guys are too easy.

    Tell me more about being easy

    In for knowledge
  • Dansk_USA
    Dansk_USA Posts: 32 Member
    Okay...so what I'm getting is that I need to put on my black lace teddy, find some good lighting, either in the washroom with spotty mirrors, or possibly outside, put on my best seductive look while I am flexing for the camera, angle the camera down and snap a picture of the ground, then not bother to post it because I have no friends? :drinker:
  • klkarlen
    klkarlen Posts: 4,366 Member
    I cannot take a good selfie for the life of me. I give up. There's just never going to be any pictures of me because I'm always the one with the camera when we're out with friends & family.

    Same here. I'm just not photogenic anyway.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I think I am doing it wrong.

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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Nevermind. I fiugrrrd it out.

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  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    by being themselves, i.e. I am relatively silly all of the time, so most of my selfies indicate me being me.... silly.
  • tmanfromtexas
    tmanfromtexas Posts: 928 Member
    Taking any like Jennifer Lawrence did and I am sure they will be appreciated lol.
  • ValGogo
    ValGogo Posts: 2,168 Member
    from above

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    Good example!!!
  • ValGogo
    ValGogo Posts: 2,168 Member
    Like this

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    HHHHHAAAAAA! Brilliant!!!!
  • ValGogo
    ValGogo Posts: 2,168 Member
    Bro Tip: Never rush a selfie.

    Just remember, there's not a single thing you can do to create good lighting, you have to find it. But you won't ever find it. It will find you, because it's light. And when it finds you, you will know it. And when you know it, you take a selfie.

    Steps for perfect swelfie:

    Step 1: Inhale, flex your abs and hold your breath
    Step 2: Flex your lat into your non phone hand. This will make you appear wider and your arm appear bigger
    Step 3: Commence open hand flex of the arm. The absence of a first will achieve that natural, "I swear I'm not flexing" look.
    Step 4: Bring the phone up in a slow hammer curl motion. Initiate arm flex.
    Step 4...Step 5: Engage chest muscles. Maintain all other muscles in flex position.
    Step 6: Activate hard face. Look concerned. Think RoboCop. Stare at the phone, never in the mirror.
    Step 7: Frame up the shot, steady the phone, and prepare for art.

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    Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FarGT40V8tc


    YES< YES< YES!!!!!!!!!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Okay...so what I'm getting is that I need to put on my black lace teddy, find some good lighting, either in the washroom with spotty mirrors, or possibly outside, put on my best seductive look while I am flexing for the camera, angle the camera down and snap a picture of the ground, then not bother to post it because I have no friends? :drinker:

    Seems so easy!!
  • bambishealth
    bambishealth Posts: 134 Member
    from above

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    ^^^^^Yep, story of my freakin' life^^^^^

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