Swinging for Jesus

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  • libbydoodle11
    libbydoodle11 Posts: 1,351 Member
    hahahhaaaaahahhaahahhaaha LMAO



    To each their own.
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    Bwahahahah! They all look like the same person with varying degrees of hair and makeup. Creepy.
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    Is that even allowed as a Christian?
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    Is that even allowed as a Christian?

    The definition of "Christian" is quite fluid except for a few key concepts (well, for Protestants anyway). It would be a fallacy to believe that any one person or act represents all.
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    Hallelujah brothers and sisters, I have seen the light! I AM HEALED!
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    But isn't sleeping with someone other than your marriage partner considered adultery, which is a sin?
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    " . . . lots of gray areas in the Bible. The Bible says 'thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife but what if your neighbor wants you to?"

    Meh, hits me as just as reasonable as any other theological arguments I've seen.
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    Religion suddenly looks a lot less dismal.
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    But isn't sleeping with someone other than your marriage partner considered adultery, which is a sin?

    The bible is littered with sinners who were Gods chosen ones. Sinning doesn't damn one to hell per any religion...
  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
    I think the wives have penises
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    I just thought two of the guys were in drag.
  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
    Say his name, baby! Oh, say his name and be saved!
  • GinGerSnapS713
    GinGerSnapS713 Posts: 37 Member
    Gives a whole new meaning for when you moan, "Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!", doesn't it?
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    But isn't sleeping with someone other than your marriage partner considered adultery, which is a sin?

    The bible is littered with sinners who were Gods chosen ones. Sinning doesn't damn one to hell per any religion...
    And I know everything seems to come down to interpretation. Hopefully it turns out to be many paths to the same destination.
  • Maqneta
    Maqneta Posts: 388 Member
    :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:
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  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
    Pretty sure they're spreadin' a whole lot more than The Word.
  • kimnsc
    kimnsc Posts: 560 Member
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  • kimnsc
    kimnsc Posts: 560 Member
    Pretty sure they're spreadin' a whole lot more than The Word.

    :laugh: :drinker: :laugh: :drinker:
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    Pretty sure they're spreadin' a whole lot more than The Word.

    and doing more than just speaking in tongues
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    Poopy stupidpants gif trouble.
  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
    Pretty sure they're spreadin' a whole lot more than The Word.

    and doing more than just speaking in tongues

    Wait, is that the Spirit in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
  • JazzFischer1989
    JazzFischer1989 Posts: 531 Member
    /shrug
  • chilly1470
    chilly1470 Posts: 178 Member
    Was it also God's plan for a man to become a woman? lol, and that pink hair was just what he needed!
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    Pretty sure they're spreadin' a whole lot more than The Word.

    and doing more than just speaking in tongues

    Wait, is that the Spirit in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

    Well, I've heard of being slayed in the name of Jesus. Why not laid?
  • silverraiyne
    silverraiyne Posts: 683 Member
    5PLJ
  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
    Pretty sure they're spreadin' a whole lot more than The Word.

    and doing more than just speaking in tongues

    Wait, is that the Spirit in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

    Well, I've heard of being slayed in the name of Jesus. Why not laid?

    The devil's not invited to this foursome.
  • silverraiyne
    silverraiyne Posts: 683 Member
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  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    Pretty sure they're spreadin' a whole lot more than The Word.

    and doing more than just speaking in tongues

    Wait, is that the Spirit in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

    Well, I've heard of being slayed in the name of Jesus. Why not laid?

    The devil's not invited to this foursome.

    Woman, get on your knees and pray! Yea, just like that.
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    Stop talking like that! I'm not ready to shower yet.
  • Aero1dynamic
    Aero1dynamic Posts: 702 Member
    Jesus, take the wheel!
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