Funny bumper stickers (no profanity or vulgar ones)

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ninerbuff
ninerbuff Posts: 48,669 Member
edited October 2014 in Chit-Chat
Saw this one today:

"DRIVER CARRIES NO CASH. HE'S MARRIED"

Okay be good now.

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  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,669 Member
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    The shortest sentence is "I AM".
    The longest is "I DO".

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • Missjulesdid
    Missjulesdid Posts: 1,444 Member
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    "Envision Whirled Peas" it's been cracking me up for over 30 years now.
  • dapunks
    dapunks Posts: 245 Member
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    In the Dunkin Donut Style.

    Funkin Gonuts.

    makes me smile every time I think of it.
  • jacqueinhutto
    jacqueinhutto Posts: 34 Member
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    I used to be cool!!
  • jacqueinhutto
    jacqueinhutto Posts: 34 Member
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    My baby daddy was inmate on the month!!
  • tbonethemighty
    tbonethemighty Posts: 100 Member
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    Looking like one of those D.A.R.E./M.A.D.D./etc. stickers:

    "Partnership for an idiot-free America."

    Was the only sticker I ever put on my car...
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
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    Black Holes Suck

    :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
  • refuseresist
    refuseresist Posts: 934 Member
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    You can send me to college but you can't make me think
  • Frayde
    Frayde Posts: 321 Member
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    Not necessarily funny, but thought provoking:

    "My Child Is"
  • Lonestar5775
    Lonestar5775 Posts: 740 Member
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    "Envision Whirled Peas" it's been cracking me up for over 30 years now.

    Love it!
  • breesie11
    breesie11 Posts: 3,478 Member
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    Don't believe everything you think
  • snowflake954
    snowflake954 Posts: 8,399 Member
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    Bump---because this is fun! (live in Italy--no bumper stickers)
  • Hockey_Winger
    Hockey_Winger Posts: 1,164 Member
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    I got a gun for my wife,
    best trade I ever made.

    And yes I would snicker just as much if not more if I saw a lady with one on her car that was I got a gun for my husband.... :P
  • kaatiee92
    kaatiee92 Posts: 132
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    Currently on my sisters car:::

    Im only speeding cause I need a poo!
  • knitapeace
    knitapeace Posts: 1,013 Member
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    Two I saw on the road that I actually had to photograph (I was the passenger not the driver, lol):

    Keep Thor in Thursday

    and

    My Boss is a singer from New Jersey

    I guess I just like blasphemy. ;)
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,669 Member
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    Currently on my sisters car:::

    Im only speeding cause I need a poo!
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,669 Member
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    Eat right, exercise, get plenty of rest, and die anyway!


    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • 5tevenw
    5tevenw Posts: 670
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    The weather is here
    Wish you were beautiful
  • lillyrose2020
    lillyrose2020 Posts: 178 Member
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    Profane and vulgar are the funniest ones.. walks away with tail between legs..
  • blink1021
    blink1021 Posts: 1,118 Member
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    My child beat up your honor student.

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