Funny bumper stickers (no profanity or vulgar ones)

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  • twinteensmom
    twinteensmom Posts: 372 Member
    I used to have one that read "Escaped mom. Don't tell my kids you saw me".



    Very appropriate when my twins were still small.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 46,320 Member
    My child beat up your honor student.
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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  • Aero1dynamic
    Aero1dynamic Posts: 702 Member
    FINALLY, someone has come out with a 100% bipartisan political bumper sticker.
    The hottest selling bumper sticker comes from New York state.

    "RUN HILLARY RUN"

    Democrats put it on the rear bumper.
    Republicans put it on the front bumper.
  • MinnieInMaine
    MinnieInMaine Posts: 6,439 Member
    Currently on my sisters car:::

    Im only speeding cause I need a poo!
    blonde/coldbrain moment - thought that said POOL and I'm was like what? I must be missing some specific reference...

    Then I realized it said POO and I LOLd.

    ETA, the only ones I can think of are political or naughty so I'll pass
  • skippygirlsmom
    skippygirlsmom Posts: 4,433 Member
    My Boss is a singer from New Jersey

    I so need this one!
  • Live_To_Win
    Live_To_Win Posts: 340 Member
    My dog behaves better than your honor student
  • SusanL222
    SusanL222 Posts: 585 Member
    The weather is here
    Wish you were beautiful

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    "I used up all my sick days, so I called in dead!"
  • ceron1234
    ceron1234 Posts: 19 Member
    Don't argue with your wife......****er
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,255 Member
    I have two:

    13.1 cause I'm only half crazy
    &
    26.2 cause I'm full of crazy
  • Aero1dynamic
    Aero1dynamic Posts: 702 Member
    "Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters do."



    On my husband's truck
  • Hockey_Winger
    Hockey_Winger Posts: 1,164 Member
    "Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters do."

    Yep, pretty sure if I end up getting a bumper sticker for the truck, its going to be that one.
  • exwilson
    exwilson Posts: 163 Member
    I have a couple on my car. But my favorite is:

    OMG! I'm an Atheist.
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,065 Member
    An older gentleman in my city has a personalized plate that says "OLD FART"
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,638 Member
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  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,065 Member
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    ^ So true! Love this one!
  • deluxmary2000
    deluxmary2000 Posts: 981 Member
    My ride is currently pimped out with this one. I love the looks I get in my daycare drop-off lane:

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  • Shalaurise
    Shalaurise Posts: 707 Member
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  • deluxmary2000
    deluxmary2000 Posts: 981 Member
    Two I saw on the road that I actually had to photograph (I was the passenger not the driver, lol):

    Keep Thor in Thursday

    and

    My Boss is a singer from New Jersey

    I guess I just like blasphemy. ;)

    I love "Keep Thor in Thursday" so much... I may have to order one for my husband.
  • Serah87
    Serah87 Posts: 5,484 Member
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  • Serah87
    Serah87 Posts: 5,484 Member
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