Funny bumper stickers (no profanity or vulgar ones)

ninerbuff
ninerbuff Posts: 48,988 Member
edited October 2014 in Chit-Chat
Saw this one today:

"DRIVER CARRIES NO CASH. HE'S MARRIED"

Okay be good now.

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  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,988 Member
    The shortest sentence is "I AM".
    The longest is "I DO".

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • Missjulesdid
    Missjulesdid Posts: 1,444 Member
    "Envision Whirled Peas" it's been cracking me up for over 30 years now.
  • dapunks
    dapunks Posts: 245 Member
    In the Dunkin Donut Style.

    Funkin Gonuts.

    makes me smile every time I think of it.
  • jacqueinhutto
    jacqueinhutto Posts: 34 Member
    I used to be cool!!
  • jacqueinhutto
    jacqueinhutto Posts: 34 Member
    My baby daddy was inmate on the month!!
  • tbonethemighty
    tbonethemighty Posts: 100 Member
    Looking like one of those D.A.R.E./M.A.D.D./etc. stickers:

    "Partnership for an idiot-free America."

    Was the only sticker I ever put on my car...
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
    Black Holes Suck

    :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
  • refuseresist
    refuseresist Posts: 934 Member
    You can send me to college but you can't make me think
  • Frayde
    Frayde Posts: 321 Member
    Not necessarily funny, but thought provoking:

    "My Child Is"
  • Lonestar5775
    Lonestar5775 Posts: 740 Member
    "Envision Whirled Peas" it's been cracking me up for over 30 years now.

    Love it!
  • breesie11
    breesie11 Posts: 3,478 Member
    Don't believe everything you think
  • snowflake954
    snowflake954 Posts: 8,399 Member
    Bump---because this is fun! (live in Italy--no bumper stickers)
  • Hockey_Winger
    Hockey_Winger Posts: 1,164 Member
    I got a gun for my wife,
    best trade I ever made.

    And yes I would snicker just as much if not more if I saw a lady with one on her car that was I got a gun for my husband.... :P
  • kaatiee92
    kaatiee92 Posts: 132
    Currently on my sisters car:::

    Im only speeding cause I need a poo!
  • knitapeace
    knitapeace Posts: 1,013 Member
    Two I saw on the road that I actually had to photograph (I was the passenger not the driver, lol):

    Keep Thor in Thursday

    and

    My Boss is a singer from New Jersey

    I guess I just like blasphemy. ;)
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,988 Member
    Currently on my sisters car:::

    Im only speeding cause I need a poo!
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,988 Member
    Eat right, exercise, get plenty of rest, and die anyway!


    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • 5tevenw
    5tevenw Posts: 670
    The weather is here
    Wish you were beautiful
  • lillyrose2020
    lillyrose2020 Posts: 178 Member
    Profane and vulgar are the funniest ones.. walks away with tail between legs..
  • blink1021
    blink1021 Posts: 1,115 Member
    My child beat up your honor student.
  • twinteensmom
    twinteensmom Posts: 371 Member
    I used to have one that read "Escaped mom. Don't tell my kids you saw me".



    Very appropriate when my twins were still small.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,988 Member
    My child beat up your honor student.
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • Aero1dynamic
    Aero1dynamic Posts: 702 Member
    FINALLY, someone has come out with a 100% bipartisan political bumper sticker.
    The hottest selling bumper sticker comes from New York state.

    "RUN HILLARY RUN"

    Democrats put it on the rear bumper.
    Republicans put it on the front bumper.
  • MinnieInMaine
    MinnieInMaine Posts: 6,400 Member
    Currently on my sisters car:::

    Im only speeding cause I need a poo!
    blonde/coldbrain moment - thought that said POOL and I'm was like what? I must be missing some specific reference...

    Then I realized it said POO and I LOLd.

    ETA, the only ones I can think of are political or naughty so I'll pass
  • skippygirlsmom
    skippygirlsmom Posts: 4,433 Member
    My Boss is a singer from New Jersey

    I so need this one!
  • Live_To_Win
    Live_To_Win Posts: 340 Member
    My dog behaves better than your honor student
  • SusanL222
    SusanL222 Posts: 585 Member
    The weather is here
    Wish you were beautiful

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    "I used up all my sick days, so I called in dead!"
  • ceron1234
    ceron1234 Posts: 19 Member
    Don't argue with your wife......****er
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
    I have two:

    13.1 cause I'm only half crazy
    &
    26.2 cause I'm full of crazy
  • Aero1dynamic
    Aero1dynamic Posts: 702 Member
    "Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters do."



    On my husband's truck

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