Funny bumper stickers (no profanity or vulgar ones)
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The shortest sentence is "I AM".
The longest is "I DO".
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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"Envision Whirled Peas" it's been cracking me up for over 30 years now.0
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In the Dunkin Donut Style.
Funkin Gonuts.
makes me smile every time I think of it.0 -
I used to be cool!!0
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My baby daddy was inmate on the month!!0
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Looking like one of those D.A.R.E./M.A.D.D./etc. stickers:
"Partnership for an idiot-free America."
Was the only sticker I ever put on my car...0 -
Black Holes Suck
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You can send me to college but you can't make me think0
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Not necessarily funny, but thought provoking:
"My Child Is"0 -
"Envision Whirled Peas" it's been cracking me up for over 30 years now.
Love it!0 -
Don't believe everything you think0
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Bump---because this is fun! (live in Italy--no bumper stickers)0
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I got a gun for my wife,
best trade I ever made.
And yes I would snicker just as much if not more if I saw a lady with one on her car that was I got a gun for my husband.... :P0 -
Currently on my sisters car:::
Im only speeding cause I need a poo!0 -
Two I saw on the road that I actually had to photograph (I was the passenger not the driver, lol):
Keep Thor in Thursday
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My Boss is a singer from New Jersey
I guess I just like blasphemy.0 -
Currently on my sisters car:::
Im only speeding cause I need a poo!
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Eat right, exercise, get plenty of rest, and die anyway!
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The weather is here
Wish you were beautiful0 -
Profane and vulgar are the funniest ones.. walks away with tail between legs..0
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My child beat up your honor student.0
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I used to have one that read "Escaped mom. Don't tell my kids you saw me".
Very appropriate when my twins were still small.0 -
My child beat up your honor student.
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FINALLY, someone has come out with a 100% bipartisan political bumper sticker.
The hottest selling bumper sticker comes from New York state.
"RUN HILLARY RUN"
Democrats put it on the rear bumper.
Republicans put it on the front bumper.0 -
Currently on my sisters car:::
Im only speeding cause I need a poo!
Then I realized it said POO and I LOLd.
ETA, the only ones I can think of are political or naughty so I'll pass0 -
My Boss is a singer from New Jersey
I so need this one!0 -
My dog behaves better than your honor student0
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The weather is here
Wish you were beautiful
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"I used up all my sick days, so I called in dead!"0 -
Don't argue with your wife......****er0
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I have two:
13.1 cause I'm only half crazy
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26.2 cause I'm full of crazy0 -
"Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters do."
On my husband's truck0
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