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    Funny bumper stickers (no profanity or vulgar ones)

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    • Posts: 1,164 Member
      "Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters do."

      Yep, pretty sure if I end up getting a bumper sticker for the truck, its going to be that one.
    • Posts: 154 Member
      I have a couple on my car. But my favorite is:

      OMG! I'm an Atheist.
    • Posts: 4,064 Member
      An older gentleman in my city has a personalized plate that says "OLD FART"
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
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      ^ So true! Love this one!
    • Posts: 981 Member
      My ride is currently pimped out with this one. I love the looks I get in my daycare drop-off lane:

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      Two I saw on the road that I actually had to photograph (I was the passenger not the driver, lol):

      Keep Thor in Thursday

      and

      My Boss is a singer from New Jersey

      I guess I just like blasphemy. ;)

      I love "Keep Thor in Thursday" so much... I may have to order one for my husband.
    • Posts: 5,481 Member
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    • Posts: 49,161 Member
      " NO PAIN................................. NO PAIN"

      A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
      IDEA Fitness member
      Kickboxing Certified Instructor
      Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
    • Posts: 382 Member
      Saw this one yesterday and loved it:

      "I may be old, but I saw all the cool bands"
    • Posts: 2,668 Member
      I have a T-Rex chasing and eating stick people with the caption "your stick family was delicious".
      People take pictures of it all the time :)
    • Posts: 1,725 Member
      I have "I Aim to Misbehave" and "Powered by Firefly" on my truck
    • Posts: 17 Member
      if you're not a hemorrhoid,
      get off my *kitten*
    • Posts: 33
      "Jesus Loves You, But Everyone Else Thinks You're An Arsehole"*

      That has to be my all-time favorite non-profanity dripping bumper sticker.

      *The final word has been modified to hopefully not run afoul of the rules.
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      I need this one
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    • Posts: 98 Member
      "Chaos, Panic, and Disorder-my work here is done."

      "I like the pain, what's your excuse?"
    • Posts: 2,665 Member
      I have a T-Rex chasing and eating stick people with the caption "your stick family was delicious".
      People take pictures of it all the time :)

      My sister has that too.


      Episode IV comes first: it's just good parenting
    • Posts: 1,109 Member
      I used to have a dinosaur eating a jesus fish. It was hilarious. Pretty sure a disgruntled xtian ripped it off my car.
    • Posts: 4,064 Member
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      ^ Oh I want this one!!
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
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      The bumper stickers currently on my car:

      I'm ashamed of what I did for a klondike bar

      0.0 I don't run

      Sorry for driving so close in front of you

      My other car is a broom

      Those are my favorites :)
    • Posts: 268 Member
      I'VE BEEN SO MISERABLE SINCE YOU LEFT IT'S ALMOST LIKE HAVING YOU HERE!
    • Posts: 268 Member
      Oh and this one..... Picture of Jesus fish with "and chips" underneath it.
    • Posts: 837 Member
      A family member of mine has some christian stickers
      "WARNING: In case of rapture this vehicle will be unmanned!"
      "Do you follow Jesus this close?" :laugh:

      My last car had mostly zombie stickers
      "Zombie outbreak response team"
      "Guns don't kill people, zombies kill people"
      "I don't brake for zombies"
    • Posts: 2,129 Member
      My Karma just ran over your Dogma


      Blind Venicians make better Louvers


      Nuke the Gay Whales for Jesus


      My other car is also a beater
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
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