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Funny bumper stickers (no profanity or vulgar ones)

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  • Hockey_Winger
    Hockey_Winger Posts: 1,164 Member
    "Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters do."

    Yep, pretty sure if I end up getting a bumper sticker for the truck, its going to be that one.
  • exwilson
    exwilson Posts: 154 Member
    I have a couple on my car. But my favorite is:

    OMG! I'm an Atheist.
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    An older gentleman in my city has a personalized plate that says "OLD FART"
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
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    ^ So true! Love this one!
  • deluxmary2000
    deluxmary2000 Posts: 981 Member
    My ride is currently pimped out with this one. I love the looks I get in my daycare drop-off lane:

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  • Shalaurise
    Shalaurise Posts: 707 Member
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  • deluxmary2000
    deluxmary2000 Posts: 981 Member
    Two I saw on the road that I actually had to photograph (I was the passenger not the driver, lol):

    Keep Thor in Thursday

    and

    My Boss is a singer from New Jersey

    I guess I just like blasphemy. ;)

    I love "Keep Thor in Thursday" so much... I may have to order one for my husband.
  • Serah87
    Serah87 Posts: 5,481 Member
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  • Serah87
    Serah87 Posts: 5,481 Member
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  • Shalaurise
    Shalaurise Posts: 707 Member
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  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,105 Member
    " NO PAIN................................. NO PAIN"

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • abuck_13
    abuck_13 Posts: 382 Member
    Saw this one yesterday and loved it:

    "I may be old, but I saw all the cool bands"
  • SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage
    SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage Posts: 2,668 Member
    I have a T-Rex chasing and eating stick people with the caption "your stick family was delicious".
    People take pictures of it all the time :)
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,725 Member
    I have "I Aim to Misbehave" and "Powered by Firefly" on my truck
  • sheisjames
    sheisjames Posts: 17 Member
    if you're not a hemorrhoid,
    get off my *kitten*
  • osmium3
    osmium3 Posts: 33
    "Jesus Loves You, But Everyone Else Thinks You're An Arsehole"*

    That has to be my all-time favorite non-profanity dripping bumper sticker.

    *The final word has been modified to hopefully not run afoul of the rules.
  • SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage
    SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage Posts: 2,668 Member
    Currently on my sisters car:::

    Im only speeding cause I need a poo!

    I need this one
  • Shalaurise
    Shalaurise Posts: 707 Member
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  • eventerchick80
    eventerchick80 Posts: 98 Member
    "Chaos, Panic, and Disorder-my work here is done."

    "I like the pain, what's your excuse?"
  • Joannah700
    Joannah700 Posts: 2,665 Member
    I have a T-Rex chasing and eating stick people with the caption "your stick family was delicious".
    People take pictures of it all the time :)

    My sister has that too.


    Episode IV comes first: it's just good parenting
  • sillygoosie
    sillygoosie Posts: 1,109 Member
    I used to have a dinosaur eating a jesus fish. It was hilarious. Pretty sure a disgruntled xtian ripped it off my car.
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
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    ^ Oh I want this one!!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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  • jstavix
    jstavix Posts: 407 Member
    The bumper stickers currently on my car:

    I'm ashamed of what I did for a klondike bar

    0.0 I don't run

    Sorry for driving so close in front of you

    My other car is a broom

    Those are my favorites :)
  • RUNNING_AMOK_1958
    RUNNING_AMOK_1958 Posts: 268 Member
    I'VE BEEN SO MISERABLE SINCE YOU LEFT IT'S ALMOST LIKE HAVING YOU HERE!
  • RUNNING_AMOK_1958
    RUNNING_AMOK_1958 Posts: 268 Member
    Oh and this one..... Picture of Jesus fish with "and chips" underneath it.
  • KameHameHaaaa
    KameHameHaaaa Posts: 837 Member
    A family member of mine has some christian stickers
    "WARNING: In case of rapture this vehicle will be unmanned!"
    "Do you follow Jesus this close?" :laugh:

    My last car had mostly zombie stickers
    "Zombie outbreak response team"
    "Guns don't kill people, zombies kill people"
    "I don't brake for zombies"
  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
    My Karma just ran over your Dogma


    Blind Venicians make better Louvers


    Nuke the Gay Whales for Jesus


    My other car is also a beater
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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