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: you wake up in bed w/ the person above..

BowaBowa
BowaBowa Posts: 162
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
selfie!
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  • jspanman
    jspanman Posts: 686 Member
    Wonder who spiked my drink
  • assthetik
    assthetik Posts: 3,639 Member
    Call up my shrink and tell her we got a whole new bag of issues to discuss and we can forget about Dad for a while
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    Hide the rohypnol.
  • lunalee84
    lunalee84 Posts: 372 Member
    Hi five purring :)
  • JONZ64
    JONZ64 Posts: 1,280 Member
    Silently scream YES!!!
  • yossale3
    yossale3 Posts: 224 Member
    smile and start dreaming again.( for lunalee)
  • FatJockSing
    FatJockSing Posts: 164 Member
    . . .. . and swear I will NEVER drink snakebite agin!!
  • Anahita_Swims
    Anahita_Swims Posts: 4,127 Member
    check I'm still fully dressed :p
  • jfmorrison
    jfmorrison Posts: 70 Member
    Wonder what happened last night and check my credit card balance to piece things together!
  • breesie11
    breesie11 Posts: 3,478 Member
    wonder where I even met him the night before
  • jspanman
    jspanman Posts: 686 Member
    Now you're talking!
  • breesie11
    breesie11 Posts: 3,478 Member
    Go cook breakfast
  • minionmichjourney
    minionmichjourney Posts: 1,571 Member
    Go make us both a cuppa tea.. or coffee if she prefers
  • xtreme_
    xtreme_ Posts: 25
    I'll smell her cat for a fresh start..
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
    Tell him to go start the coffee.
  • yossale3
    yossale3 Posts: 224 Member
    i have to stop drinking so much / she is the 3' in few hours. or in the other side, i continue.
  • Follow_me
    Follow_me Posts: 6,120 Member
    @ tink

    hike my leg
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
    i have to stop drinking so much / she is the 3' in few hours. or in the other side, i continue.

    What does that even mean?
  • FatJockSing
    FatJockSing Posts: 164 Member
    snuggle
  • sentaruu
    sentaruu Posts: 2,206 Member
    i have to stop drinking so much / she is the 3' in few hours. or in the other side, i continue.

    What does that even mean?

    I guess you shagged him stupid
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
    i have to stop drinking so much / she is the 3' in few hours. or in the other side, i continue.

    What does that even mean?

    I guess you shagged him stupid

    Nice. I can guarantee you won't wake up in my bed.
  • JustTheBeebs
    JustTheBeebs Posts: 124 Member
    wonder how i managed that!
  • Oxmarqt
    Oxmarqt Posts: 378 Member
    i have to stop drinking so much / she is the 3' in few hours. or in the other side, i continue.

    What does that even mean?

    I guess you shagged him stupid

    Nice. I can guarantee you won't wake up in my bed.

    I think he meant "I guess you shagged him so well he can't complete a proper sentence" NOT "I guess you shagged him, stupid"
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
    i have to stop drinking so much / she is the 3' in few hours. or in the other side, i continue.

    What does that even mean?

    I guess you shagged him stupid

    Nice. I can guarantee you won't wake up in my bed.

    I think he meant "I guess you shagged him so well he can't complete a proper sentence" NOT "I guess you shagged him, stupid"

    Lol! I think I've become too accustomed to a general lack of proper grammar and punctuation on here. :tongue:
  • Leonidas_meets_Spartacus
    Leonidas_meets_Spartacus Posts: 6,198 Member
    Learn grammar from her
  • teresamwhite
    teresamwhite Posts: 947 Member
    @leaonidas -thank the genie!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Why are you wearing my glasses???
  • kouzzzz
    kouzzzz Posts: 540 Member
    Must of been a good night ;)
  • xtreme_
    xtreme_ Posts: 25
    I will check his and my hole..
  • ebbiewilliams9
    ebbiewilliams9 Posts: 69 Member
    Call my husband crying
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