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jteammom
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I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse started with certain basics.
"How much do you weigh?" she asked.
"135," I said.
The nurse put me on the scale.
It turns out my weight is 180.
The nurse asked, "Your height?"
"5 foot 4," I said.
The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5' 2"
She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" I screamed, 'When I came in here I
was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"
She put me on Prozac.
What a b*tch.
Just a little giggle for today
The nurse started with certain basics.
"How much do you weigh?" she asked.
"135," I said.
The nurse put me on the scale.
It turns out my weight is 180.
The nurse asked, "Your height?"
"5 foot 4," I said.
The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5' 2"
She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" I screamed, 'When I came in here I
was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"
She put me on Prozac.
What a b*tch.
Just a little giggle for today
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Bahaha! Thanks for the laugh!!!0
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Cute and funny!0
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Ahahaha! That brightened my afternoon. Tee hee hee.:laugh:0
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so that was joke right? anyway it was hilarious...0
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OMG I am laughing so hard0
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haha! too funny!!0
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Hahaha... that's cute!0
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Bwhaaaaaa! LOVE IT!0
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bwahaha! that is funny!0
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LMAO!!!0
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That made me laugh. Thanks for sharing!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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