Things your burglar won't tell you...tips to stay safe...

Still_Sossy
Still_Sossy Posts: 868 Member
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
THIRTEEN THINGS YOUR BURGLAR WON'T TELL YOU

1. Of course I look familiar. I was here just last week cleaning your carpets, painting your shutters, or delivering your new refrigerator.

2. Hey, thanks for letting me use the bathroom when I was working in your yard last week. While I was in there, I unlatched the back window to make my return a little easier.

3. Love those flowers. That tells me you have taste... and taste means there are nice things inside. Those yard toys your kids leave out always make me wonder what type of gaming system they have.

4. Yes, I really do look for newspapers piled up on the driveway. And I might leave a pizza flyer in your front door to see how long it takes you to remove it..

5. If it snows while you're out of town, get a neighbor to create car and foot tracks into the house. Virgin drifts in the driveway are a dead giveaway.

6. If decorative glass is part of your front entrance, don't let your alarm company install the control pad where I can see if it's set. That makes it too easy.

7. A good security company alarms the window over the sink. And the windows on the second floor, which often access the master bedroom - and your jewelry. It's not a bad idea to put motion detectors
up there too.

8. It's raining, you're fumbling with your umbrella, and you forget to lock your door - understandable. But understand this: I don't take a day off because of bad weather.

9. I always knock first. If you answer, I'll ask for directions somewhere or offer to clean your gutters. (Don't take me up on it.)

10. Do you really think I won't look in your sock drawer? I always check dresser drawers, the bedside table, and the medicine cabinet.

11. Here's a helpful hint: I almost never go into kids' rooms.

12. You're right: I won't have enough time to break into that safe where you keep your valuables. But if it's not bolted down, I'll take it with me.

13. A loud TV or radio can be a better deterrent than the best alarm system. If you're reluctant to leave your TV on while you're out of town, you can buy a $35 device that works on a timer and simulates the flickering glow of a real television. (Find it athttp://www.faketv.com/)

8 MORE THINGS A BURGLAR WON'T TELL YOU:

1. Sometimes, I carry a clipboard. Sometimes, I dress like a lawn guy and carry a rake. I do my best to never, ever look like a crook.

2. The two things I hate most: loud dogs and nosy neighbors.

3. I'll break a window to get in, even if it makes a little noise. If your neighbor hears one loud sound, he'll stop what he's doing and wait to hear it again... If he doesn't hear it again, he'll just go back to what he was doing. It's human nature.

4. I'm not complaining, but why would you pay all that money for a fancy alarm system and leave your house without setting it?

5. I love looking in your windows. I'm looking for signs that you're home, and for flat screen TVs or gaming systems I'd like. I'll drive or walk through your neighborhood at night, before you close the blinds, just to pick my targets.

6. Avoid announcing your vacation on your Facebook page. It's easier than you think to look up your address.

7. To you, leaving that window open just a crack during the day is a way to let in a little fresh air. To me, it's an invitation.

8. If you don't answer when I knock, I try the door. Occasionally, I hit the jackpot and walk right in.


Protection for you and your home:

If you don't have a gun, here's a more humane way to wreck someone’s evil plans for you. (I guess I can get rid of the baseball bat.):

WASP SPRAY

A friend who is a receptionist in a church in a high risk area was concerned about someone coming into the office on Monday to rob them when they were counting the collection. She asked the local police department about using pepper spray and they recommended to her that she get a can of wasp spray instead.

The wasp spray, they told her, can shoot up to twenty feet away and is a lot more accurate, while with the pepper spray, they have to get too close to you and could overpower you. The wasp spray temporarily blinds an attacker until they get to the hospital for an antidote. She keeps a can on her desk in the office and it doesn't attract attention from people like a can of pepper spray would. She also keeps one nearby at home for home protection... Thought this was interesting and might be of use.

FROM ANOTHER SOURCE

On the heels of a break in and beating that left an elderly woman in Toledo dead, self defense experts have a tip that could save your life.

Val Glinka teaches self-defense to students at Sylvania Southview High School . For decades, he's suggested putting a can of wasp and hornet spray near your door or bed.

Glinka says, "This is better than anything I can teach them."

Glinka considers it inexpensive, easy to find, and more effective than mace or pepper spray. The cans typically shoot 20 to 30 feet; so if someone tries to break into your home, Glinka says, "spray the culprit in the eyes". It's a tip he's given to students for decades. It's also one he wants everyone to hear. If you're looking for protection, Glinka says look to the spray.

"That's going to give you a chance to call the police; maybe get out."

Maybe even save a life.

Put your car keys beside your bed at night

Tell your spouse, your children, your neighbors, your parents, your Dr's office, the check-out girl at the market, everyone you run across. Put your car keys beside your bed at night.

If you hear a noise outside your home or someone trying to get in your house, just press the panic button for your car. The alarm will be set off, and the horn will continue to sound until either you turn it off or the car battery dies. This tip came from a neighborhood watch coordinator. Next time you come home for the night and you start to put your keys away, think of this: It's a security alarm system that you probably already have and requires no installation. Test it. It will go off from most everywhere inside your house and will keep honking until your battery runs down or until you reset it with the button on the key fob chain. It works if you park in your driveway or garage. If your car alarm goes off when someone is trying to break into your house, odds are the burglar/rapist won't stick around. After a few seconds all the neighbors will be looking out their windows to see who is out there and sure enough the criminal won't want that. And remember to carry your keys while walking to your car in a parking lot. The alarm can work the same way there. This is something that should really be shared with everyone. Maybe it could save a life or a sexual abuse crime.
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  • columbiasmiles
    columbiasmiles Posts: 54 Member
    Great tips.
  • LynnBirchfield
    LynnBirchfield Posts: 581 Member
    All points are good to know. Thanks for sharing.
  • HeidiMightyRawr
    HeidiMightyRawr Posts: 3,343 Member
    Thanks for that :) all really great tips!
  • Aleta2
    Aleta2 Posts: 18 Member
    Good Pointers to keep in mind! I've been thinking about taking a Self Defense class lately just to help w/my weight loss and learn a few 'tricks'. Thanks for posting!
  • bzmom
    bzmom Posts: 1,332 Member
    Nice! thanks!
  • CNParker
    CNParker Posts: 108 Member
    BUMP!
  • Trovan
    Trovan Posts: 133 Member
    Great Info. Thanks for posting.

    I have watched the "To catch a Thief" or whatever is was called a few time. We are very security conscious at my house. In fact, if you knock on my door when it's dark out, assume I have a gun on me when I answer the door.
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    I was getting mad just reading those. :angry:

    Thanks for posting!
  • Wendi_S
    Wendi_S Posts: 489 Member
    My alarm gets set as soon as the sun goes down..... I live with the idea that there is some crazy man living in the woods behind my house just waiting to get in and murder me. It is also set when I am home alone during the day. I've set it off numerous times by accident- closing the dishwasher, dropping the laundry basket- I guess the noise was just right to set the glass breaks off.

    I NEVER answer the door at night- one time some young kid was trying to get people to sign a petition for clean water in Africa and he knocked on my door- I opened the family room window and asked what he wanted- when he told me I told him I wasn't interested- he said, 'you're not interested in children having clean water in Africa?" I said NO and shut the window. *fyi- I am all for clean water in Africa but he should have come during the daylight hours.**
  • RoadDog
    RoadDog Posts: 2,946 Member
    Things I don't tell my burglar...tips to stay alive....

    1. Was easy getting in. Getting out is not an option.
    2. Now that you know where I live, I can't let you leave with that information.
    3. There is an authentic samarai sword, tanto, throwing knife or other edged weapon within my reach in every room of the house. I love showing off my collection. I'd love to show you.
    4. From the street, you can't hear a sound in my basement.
  • MeliciousMelis
    MeliciousMelis Posts: 458 Member
    Thanks for these!!
  • thankyou4thevenom
    thankyou4thevenom Posts: 1,581 Member
    Things I don't tell my burglar...tips to stay alive....

    1. Was easy getting in. Getting out is not an option.
    2. Now that you know where I live, I can't let you leave with that information.
    3. There is an authentic samarai sword, tanto, throwing knife or other edged weapon within my reach in every room of the house. I love showing off my collection. I'd love to show you.
    4. From the street, you can't hear a sound in my basement.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    Great information. I will be picking up some cans of wasp spray.
  • Still_Sossy
    Still_Sossy Posts: 868 Member
    Things I don't tell my burglar...tips to stay alive....

    1. Was easy getting in. Getting out is not an option.
    2. Now that you know where I live, I can't let you leave with that information.
    3. There is an authentic samarai sword, tanto, throwing knife or other edged weapon within my reach in every room of the house. I love showing off my collection. I'd love to show you.
    4. From the street, you can't hear a sound in my basement.


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That sir is hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • koosdel
    koosdel Posts: 3,317 Member
    If anybody breaks into my house, there is a darn good chance they will trip over my beagle. If they survive that, they will have to deal with my lab and her incessant demands for moochies. If that doesn't do it, they will probly strain themselves moving my perpetual laundry basket from the hall other wise they will never get the tv out.

    And finally, I bet that loose step will get them on the way out.....

    Yup, I'm well protected.
  • mikeyml
    mikeyml Posts: 568 Member
    Some more things to add:

    Burglars like apartments on the first or bottom floor of a building. Likewise, they like to target houses near the beginning of a neighborhood rather than at the end of a cul-de-sac. It makes it easier for them to escape should they run into a problem.

    If you own a gun do not leave it in a place that can be easily found. Leaving it in your nightstand when you're not home means a burglar could find and steal your gun.

    If you are home when someone breaks in don't just assume there is only 1 person. Sometimes they work as a pair or in teams.
  • AdamATGATT
    AdamATGATT Posts: 573 Member
    Great information. I will be picking up some cans of wasp spray.

    Just a word of warning...

    http://www.snopes.com/crime/prevent/waspspray.asp

    As soon as I saw that, I thought it was a very stupid idea. Wasp sprays, along with most insect sprays, are designed to affect the nervous system. Their sole purpose is also to be used on insects, not humans, which leaves you open to civil and criminal liability. As the Snopes article reports, remember the little warning on pretty much every single spray bottle: "It is a violation of federal law to use this product in a manner inconsistent with its labeling."

    Sure, you may be alive and have your posessions, but you'll also be sued by the burglar.

    I'd be much more inclined to support your self defense if you armed yourself with a firearm or other weapon.
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    Things I don't tell my burglar...tips to stay alive....

    1. Was easy getting in. Getting out is not an option.
    2. Now that you know where I live, I can't let you leave with that information.
    3. There is an authentic samarai sword, tanto, throwing knife or other edged weapon within my reach in every room of the house. I love showing off my collection. I'd love to show you.
    4. From the street, you can't hear a sound in my basement.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • mikeyml
    mikeyml Posts: 568 Member
    I don't know how well that would hold up in court. If you are defending yourself in a situation like this then you are entitled to use any means necessary, which includes lethal force. Now I've read about cases where a burglar broke into someones home and was shot dead by the homeowner and to add insult to injury the robber's family sued the homeowner for excessive force - but it just doesn't hold up in court.
  • Neliel
    Neliel Posts: 507 Member
    bump
  • RoadDog
    RoadDog Posts: 2,946 Member
    I don't know how well that would hold up in court. If you are defending yourself in a situation like this then you are entitled to use any means necessary, which includes lethal force. Now I've read about cases where a burglar broke into someones home and was shot dead by the homeowner and to add insult to injury the robber's family sued the homeowner for excessive force - but it just doesn't hold up in court.

    Come in my house and jeopardize the safety of my wife or children and all the legal proceedings in the world won't reverse rigor mortis.
  • AdamATGATT
    AdamATGATT Posts: 573 Member
    I don't know how well that would hold up in court. If you are defending yourself in a situation like this then you are entitled to use any means necessary, which includes lethal force. Now I've read about cases where a burglar broke into someones home and was shot dead by the homeowner and to add insult to injury the robber's family sued the homeowner for excessive force - but it just doesn't hold up in court.

    Depends upon your locality. Does your state have the castle doctrine?

    I'm just saying, using a product designed to kill wasps vs. a weapon designed for self defense opens you up to liability from the burglar. If you want to be safe, purchase a true self defense weapon, and train yourself in its proper use. If you're ever in a self defense position, never shoot to maim...shoot to kill.
  • lloydrt
    lloydrt Posts: 1,121 Member
    Id rather be tried with a jury of 12 ,than to be carried to a cemetery by 6........know what I mean?

    Id take my chances with the courts.....sorry.............LlOYD
  • CalorieNinja
    CalorieNinja Posts: 645 Member
    I don't know how well that would hold up in court. If you are defending yourself in a situation like this then you are entitled to use any means necessary, which includes lethal force. Now I've read about cases where a burglar broke into someones home and was shot dead by the homeowner and to add insult to injury the robber's family sued the homeowner for excessive force - but it just doesn't hold up in court.

    You would be surprised what holds up in court. In Arkansas a burglar tried to rob a house on a weekend the family wasn't home and somehow ended up trapped in the garage. He sued the people and actually won!
  • jb_sweet_99
    jb_sweet_99 Posts: 856 Member
    Great tips. Bear spray works great too, if it can take down a bear, it can take down a man. I'm also with the rest of these people, if you break into my house I am going to use any means necessary to protect myself, including a high priced lawyer if they decide to try to sue me. But I am in Canada and it isn't quite as easy to sue for such things here anyway :wink: You don't hear about lawsuits like that here like you do in the U.S. BUT I also take Kickboxing and can defend myself in that manor if need be as well, so anyone who breaks into my house will be sorry....
  • mikeyml
    mikeyml Posts: 568 Member
    Depends upon your locality. Does your state have the castle doctrine?

    I'm just saying, using a product designed to kill wasps vs. a weapon designed for self defense opens you up to liability from the burglar. If you want to be safe, purchase a true self defense weapon, and train yourself in its proper use. If you're ever in a self defense position, never shoot to maim...shoot to kill.

    Fortunately Maryland just passed a new Castle Doctrine this past year which took effect in October. I agree - if someone breaks into my house then I'm going to shoot them. I'm not going to try to stab them or hit them with a bat. I'm going to hit them point blank with a .40 caliber hollow point. My point is no matter if you shoot to kill or injure them with something not intended to be a weapon you can still be sued for liability. It would be like someone breaking into my house and my wife hitting them with a frying pan or one of my dogs biting them in the throat. Some idiot lawyer will try to defend the crook or his family if you use self defense.
    You would be surprised what holds up in court. In Arkansas a burglar tried to rob a house on a weekend the family wasn't home and somehow ended up trapped in the garage. He sued the people and actually won!

    That's absolutely absurd. The judge and both lawyer should be ashamed of themselves.
  • Ben2118
    Ben2118 Posts: 571 Member
    "Trespassers will be beaten, shot and stabbed.....survivors will be prosecuted!!

    Once saw that sign up near a farm!!
  • Amanda_Runs
    Amanda_Runs Posts: 169 Member
    Wow, I am from Toledo (where the last part was from) and I dont remember hearing that. Great ideas.
  • CricketClover
    CricketClover Posts: 388 Member
    Here is the begining part of an article about a law in a city close to me. I won't bore ya'll with the whole thing but you can google it. I think that it is a very good idea.

    "KENNESAW, Ga - Several Kennesaw officials attribute a drop in crime in the city over the past two decades to a law that requires residents to have a gun in the house.

    In 1982, the Kennesaw City Council unanimously passed a law requiring heads of households to own at least one firearm with ammunition."
  • toots99
    toots99 Posts: 3,794 Member

    4. Yes, I really do look for newspapers piled up on the driveway. And I might leave a pizza flyer in your front door to see how long it takes you to remove it..

    I live in a huge apartment complex, and if someone flyers the complex, and I notice them haging on the door for a few days, I'll always take them down, just because of that exact fact. I thought I was the only paranoid person who thought that way. :laugh:
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