25 signs you have grown up

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FearAnLoathing
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25 Signs You've Grown Up
1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that this doesn't apply to you.
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  • Jovannyr
    Jovannyr Posts: 108 Member
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    LOL...love it...it is soooooo true...! :laugh:
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,370 Member
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    I guess from that list I am only half grown up. :tongue:
  • Teebowen
    Teebowen Posts: 78 Member
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    Oh my I am ancient!...LOL
  • savethecat
    savethecat Posts: 290 Member
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    Haha, too funny. Love the first one. Seriously laughed out loud.
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
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    I totally still drink at home before going to a bar...prepartier forever :heart:
  • miznel80
    miznel80 Posts: 46 Member
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    LOL!! Awesome! :) My husband and I are always wondering "how did we get this old?" LOL :)
  • pebbles72
    pebbles72 Posts: 89 Member
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    Haha Thats brilliant and so true :tongue:
  • NicolCook
    NicolCook Posts: 489 Member
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    Love it! I am guilty of "growing up".......danggittttttt!
  • Tiff_09
    Tiff_09 Posts: 5,627 Member
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    I guess from that list I am only half grown up. :tongue:

    ^what he said^ :laugh: :tongue:
  • Fgillies
    Fgillies Posts: 194
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    haha, I laughed so hard each one....SIGH.....what happened?! lol
  • tifanieb
    tifanieb Posts: 67 Member
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    You need to add another one

    26. You go from i'm never havin kids to I don't know what to do with myself while my kids are out of the house.
  • HeatherShrinking
    HeatherShrinking Posts: 805 Member
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    Wow, I'm getting old! All but one of these applied to me! Drinking at home before going out is just much more economical. :drinker:
  • sweetheart03622
    sweetheart03622 Posts: 928 Member
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    Halfway there!

    ... Although at 22 I think that's a bad thing :grumble:
  • KellieR56
    KellieR56 Posts: 135 Member
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    wow....about half of this is true and I'm 19 living on my own hahahaha
  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
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    I totally still drink at home before going to a bar...prepartier forever :heart:
    ^^ *high five*
  • reese66
    reese66 Posts: 2,920 Member
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    What time does Tack Bell close? Thanks for sharing needed the laugh...
  • Tiff_09
    Tiff_09 Posts: 5,627 Member
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    I totally still drink at home before going to a bar...prepartier forever :heart:
    ^^ *high five*

    Woot!

    I'm looking more closely.. and at 34 years old.. I'm pretty sure I'm not even half grown up yet... :embarassed:
  • theTupper
    theTupper Posts: 27
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    #11 So true. haha
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
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    38, and I'm still kind of a kid. :laugh:
  • Ashley_Panda
    Ashley_Panda Posts: 1,404 Member
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    Lol. I'm only 23 so most of these don't apply. But I was pretty stoked about new appliances.

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