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OT Dumbo Pottytush

mholmes
mholmes Posts: 949 Member
edited September 2024 in Health and Weight Loss
MY NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS

We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.

Please don't be a bore and ruin it.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...

Follow the instructions to find your new name and reply

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

So:-



1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = ham ster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle



3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day
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  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    MY NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS

    We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.

    Please don't be a bore and ruin it.

    Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

    Here is your dose of humor...

    Follow the instructions to find your new name and reply

    The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

    So:-



    1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

    a = snickle
    b = doombah
    c = goober
    d = cheesey
    e = crusty
    f = greasy
    g = dumbo
    h = farcus
    i = dorky
    j = doofus
    k = funky
    l = boobie
    m = sleezy
    n = sloopy
    o = fluffy
    p = stinky
    q = slimy
    r = dorfus
    s = snooty
    t = tootsie
    u = dipsy
    v = sneezy
    w = liver
    x = skippy
    y = dinky
    z = zippy

    2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

    a = dippin
    b = feather
    c = batty
    d = burger
    e = chicken
    f = barffy
    g = lizard
    h = waffle
    i = farkle
    j = monkey
    k = flippin
    l = fricken
    m = bubble
    n = rhino
    o = potty
    p = ham ster
    q = buckle
    r = gizzard
    s = lickin
    t = snickle
    u = chuckle
    v = pickle
    w = hubble
    x = dingle
    y = gorilla
    z = girdle



    3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

    a = butt
    b = boob
    c = face
    d = nose
    e = hump
    f = breath
    g = pants
    h = shorts
    i = lips
    j = honker
    k = head
    l = tush
    m = chunks
    n = dunkin
    o = brains
    p = biscuits
    q = toes
    r = doodle
    s = fanny
    t = sniffer
    u = sprinkles
    v = frack
    w = squirt
    x = humperdinck
    y = hiney
    z = juice

    Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

    And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
    My son loves the Captain Underpants books! Me too....:embarassed:

    I've done this before and think I'll give it another go. BRB.:bigsmile:
  • Theresa35
    Theresa35 Posts: 1,102
    Hi Dumbo Pottytush, I'm Crusty Burgerpants....:laugh:
  • Fab140
    Fab140 Posts: 1,976 Member
    Looks as though were are *this close* to being related!!:laugh:

    Dumbo Pottyface. :flowerforyou:
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    Hi Dumbo Pottytush, I'm Crusty Burgerpants....:laugh:

    :sick: Lovely to meet you crusty
  • pdxmomof2
    pdxmomof2 Posts: 643
    My new name....


    Dinky Chickenhump!

    Haha!

    Have a wonderful day!

    Amy
  • Katy009
    Katy009 Posts: 579 Member
    maybe this should be flagged:

    tootsie dippin-sniffer

    :laugh:
  • Losing_It
    Losing_It Posts: 3,271 Member
    Nice to meet ya..I'm Doombah Dippin' Doodle!:bigsmile:
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    Sleezy Pottybrains at your service!!! :laugh: :laugh:
  • Jackie_W
    Jackie_W Posts: 1,676 Member
    Done it!
    Mine's Goober ****in Head !!!
    :laugh:
  • neha_duvvuri
    neha_duvvuri Posts: 186 Member
    Farcus Lizardbutt!! I bet no one can get better. Better??? yaa..yaa.. better! :laugh:
  • Jackie_W
    Jackie_W Posts: 1,676 Member
    Done it!
    Mine's Goober Dippin Head !!!
    :laugh:
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  • JMAMA
    JMAMA Posts: 298 Member
    HI all, i am boobie chickenshorts!
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
    snickle chickenbutt HAH:tongue:
  • neha_duvvuri
    neha_duvvuri Posts: 186 Member
    HI all, i am boobie chickenshorts!
    rofl......:laugh:
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    Skippy DippinChunks.

    :laugh: :laugh:
  • Emdicio
    Emdicio Posts: 270 Member
    Funky Chucklesquirt, here! How disgustingly appropriate.....:noway: :laugh:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Snickle Farkletush reporting for duty! :drinker:

    Sounds like how I say may name after a few {{giggle}} glasses of wine. :bigsmile:
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    These are so funny.... I didn't know I'd get such a laugh!

    Just a reminder to keep this one clean. Max has already provided an outhouse for the other comments. Thanks Max and sorry I took it over for a minute there :flowerforyou:
  • Losing_It
    Losing_It Posts: 3,271 Member
    Snickle Farkletush reporting for duty! :drinker:

    Sounds like how I say may name after a few {{giggle}} glasses of wine. :bigsmile:
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • JeremyInvincible
    JeremyInvincible Posts: 264 Member
    Dorfus Pottydunkin, present and accounted for!
  • Benita
    Benita Posts: 1
    Very good - from Sloopy Chicken Lips!
  • GoGetterMom
    GoGetterMom Posts: 852 Member
    Nice to meet you. My name is Snooty Chucklydoodle.
  • Juliebean
    Juliebean Posts: 317
    Hi, I'm Boobie Farkledunkin. I wish... :laugh:
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
    Sloopy Farkle Dunkin.

    Just screams "beat me up"
  • hnlymark
    hnlymark Posts: 191
    Dorfus Dippindunkin here. Sounds like a J.K. Rowling character.
  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
    Dorfus Pottydunkin, present and accounted for!

    We either have the same mom or dad, I'm Dorfus Pottyfanny. :laugh: :laugh:
  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
    Sloopy Farkle Dunkin.

    Just screams "beat me up"

    LMAO!
  • abetterme
    abetterme Posts: 393
    Snooty Snicklebrains :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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