funny joke

FORKDOWN
FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
edited September 24 in Chit-Chat
The guys were all at a fish camp.

No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly.

They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with

Him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the

Next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.

They said, "Man, what happened to you?

He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was a different guy's turn.

In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.

They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!

He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring.

I watched him all night."

The third night was Fred's turn.

Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a man's man.

The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.

"Good morning!" he said.

They couldn't believe it. They said, "Man, what happened?"

He said, "Well, we got ready for bed.

I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt,

And kissed him good night. Bob sat up and watched me all night."

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  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    :laugh:
  • Gogo76
    Gogo76 Posts: 581
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • gecho
    gecho Posts: 426 Member
    OMG that is hysterical!:laugh:
  • xxx_Pink_Princess_xxx
    xxx_Pink_Princess_xxx Posts: 875 Member
    hehe xxx
  • sandram82
    sandram82 Posts: 615 Member
    LMFAO!!!! AWESOME!!!
    Thanks for sharing!! :laugh:
  • Tiff_09
    Tiff_09 Posts: 5,627 Member
    good one! :laugh:
  • ShelleyBowman
    ShelleyBowman Posts: 54 Member
    Hilarious! Thanks for sharing!
  • Bluesmilie
    Bluesmilie Posts: 161 Member
    Rolf! Tooooo funny!
    Thanks for the laugh :)
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • shhhbear
    shhhbear Posts: 4 Member
    haha!!!:laugh:
  • Marcellus_08
    Marcellus_08 Posts: 253
    Hahaha, thats fantastic:) thanks!
  • promiseskept
    promiseskept Posts: 119
    Too funny!!
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That is so funny!!
  • B40FireGuy
    B40FireGuy Posts: 10 Member
    A newscaster goes to do an interview with a pirate. The pirate has got an eye patch, a hook in place of his right hand, and a wooden peg leg. The newscaster asks, "So, how did you get your peg leg?" The pirate replies, "Well, we were in a battle with another ship and I got hit in the leg with a cannonball, so now I've got this peg leg" The newcaster said, "How did you get your hook?" The pirate replied, "I was in a sword fight, and the guy I was fighting with chopped it off, so now I've got this hook." Finally, the newscaster asked, "How did you lose your eye?" The pirate replied, "A seagull pooped in my eye." Puzzled, the newscaster responded, "But I don't see how that would make you lose your eye." to which the pirate quickly responded, "Well, it was the first day I had my hook."
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
    A newscaster goes to do an interview with a pirate. The pirate has got an eye patch, a hook in place of his right hand, and a wooden peg leg. The newscaster asks, "So, how did you get your peg leg?" The pirate replies, "Well, we were in a battle with another ship and I got hit in the leg with a cannonball, so now I've got this peg leg" The newcaster said, "How did you get your hook?" The pirate replied, "I was in a sword fight, and the guy I was fighting with chopped it off, so now I've got this hook." Finally, the newscaster asked, "How did you lose your eye?" The pirate replied, "A seagull pooped in my eye." Puzzled, the newscaster responded, "But I don't see how that would make you lose your eye." to which the pirate quickly responded, "Well, it was the first day I had my hook."

    :laugh: :laugh:
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