I hate Nike and their Dog Damned Swoosh!

So...I was looking at some new sweats a couple months ago at my favorite sporting goods store (no names ...****'s Sporting Goods...ooops) anyhow the stuff I like the look of was pretty much all the Nike stuff. Great colors, nice design etc. So I slipped on a "Dri-Fit" jacket I liked in 2XL. it fit my fat gut but the arms were about 8 inches too long. I have been referred to as having T-Rex arms in the past...but whatever. So, I resigned myself to wearing my old crappy stuff till I melted away enough of my fat *kitten* to get what I liked. Nike does tend to make there clothing for athletic bodies...I get it.

Today I went back for revenge! I still didn't fit in the 2XL, for that matter I didn't fit the XL either. I had to buy the LARGE. Stick that in your friggin' pipe and smoke it Mr. NIKE! Up your Swoosh pal!