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For all my Mom friends...

icandoit
icandoit Posts: 4,163 Member
edited September 2024 in Health and Weight Loss
For all my Mom friends...

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. 'Why?' my daughter asked. 'Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs' I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, 'Momma, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart.' I was thinking quickly. 'All moms know this stuff. It's
on the Mom Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mom.' We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. 'OH...I get it!' she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad. ''Exactly' I replied back with a big smile on my face.




sorry guys:laugh:

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  • icandoit
    icandoit Posts: 4,163 Member
    For all my Mom friends...

    I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. 'Why?' my daughter asked. 'Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs' I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, 'Momma, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart.' I was thinking quickly. 'All moms know this stuff. It's
    on the Mom Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mom.' We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. 'OH...I get it!' she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad. ''Exactly' I replied back with a big smile on my face.




    sorry guys:laugh:
  • alwaysenl
    alwaysenl Posts: 197 Member
    OH that is too cute! Thanks for sharing- that really made me laugh :laugh:
  • GinaB30
    GinaB30 Posts: 725 Member
    lmao gooood stuff!

    The other day my 5 yr old said something similar about how I'm *always* right because I'm the mommy! haha!
  • neverbeenskinny
    neverbeenskinny Posts: 446 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • cloverluv
    cloverluv Posts: 413 Member
    absolutely love it! I'll have to remember that one :laugh:
  • Healthier_Me
    Healthier_Me Posts: 5,600 Member
    That is too cute!!
    ~Joanna:flowerforyou:
  • tishawillliams2
    tishawillliams2 Posts: 55
    Good One!!:happy:
  • amandagreen1980
    amandagreen1980 Posts: 286 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Hahahaha i am not a mum, but that is soooooo funny!!

    A similar thing happened to me today, although it was me that dissed the men first.
    I was driving in my car with my 6 year old niece and her 2 friends and a stupid man pulled out of a side road without even looking so i had to slam my brakes on! The kids all screamed and i said "sorry kids, it was that stupid man driver!"
    One of the girls said "why is he stupid?"
    And my niece said "because he's a man....they all are!"

    I couldn't stop laughing and they were all very bewildered!! :laugh:
  • hgd1212
    hgd1212 Posts: 8
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    That's great. At least she's getting early preparation for real life!!!
  • NTBoard
    NTBoard Posts: 363 Member
    Laughing out loud! :laugh:
    I have to share that one with my hubby.
    Thanks for sharing!

    +++POSITIVE THOUGHTS+++!!! :flowerforyou:
    Niccole
  • stargirlie
    stargirlie Posts: 58
    that is the cutest thing, awh :flowerforyou:
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