lol, I love my job

I just got this from my friend. It was just too funny not to share.

When you have an 'I Hate My Job day'
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> [Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]
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> Try this out:
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> On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to
> the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer
> made by Johnson &Johnson
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> Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock
> your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so
> you will not be disturbed.
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> Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your
> favorite chair. Open the packa ge and remove the
> thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface
> so that it will not become chipped or broken.
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> Now the fun part begins.
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> Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.
> You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
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> 'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson is
> personally tested and then sanitized. '
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> Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'I am so
> glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control
> department at Johnson &Johnson.'
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> HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE
> WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE *kitten* THAN YOURS!
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> ........Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face
> and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour
> fart; Maybe you should go and work for Johnson &Johnson!!!!!
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