31 Pickup Lines You May Have Heard at the Gym

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tim_fitbuilt4life
tim_fitbuilt4life Posts: 301 Member
in Fitness and Exercise
1) You must know karate. ‘Cuz your body is kickin’.

2) I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.

3) Is this love at first site or should I walk by again?

4) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi my name is…

5) Did it hurt? What? When you feel from heaven.

6) What has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

7) All those curves…and me with no breaks!

8 ) That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

9) If I had a garden I’d plant your tulips and my tulips together.

10) You must be exhausted. But I just got here. Yah, but you’ve been running through my mind all day.

11) I should call heaven quick ‘cuz I just found one of their angels.

12) If I said you had a hot body would you hold it against me?

13) Your dad must be a baker, ‘cuz you’ve got hot buns.

14) My name isn’t Elmo, but tickle away.

15) (check his/her shirt tag)…Yep, that’s what I thought – made from heaven.

16) My magic watch says you aren’t wearing underwear. But I am. Damn, I knew this thing was 15 mins fast.

17) Are you a zoo? Because you bring the animal out in me (growl)

18) You must be lost, the modeling convention is down the street.

19) You must be a parking ticket…’cuz you’ve got FINE written all over you.

20) Screw me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?

21) If you were a screen door, I’d slam you all the time.

22) Do you work for UPS? No, why? ‘Cuz I caught you checking out my package.

23) I seem to have lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me tonight?

24) Did you clean those pants with Windex? No, why? ‘Cuz I can see myself in ‘em.

25) You must have a ninja inside you, ‘cuz your body is kickin’.

26) Did you hear the latest health report? It said you’re supposed to increase your intake of vitamin ME.

27) Are you from Jamaica? ‘Cuz ja-makin’ me crazy.

28) Excuse me, you dropped something. My jaw.

29) If you were a laser beam, you’d be set on stunning.

30) You look so good, I want to put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.

31) Are you wearing space pants? ‘Cuz that booty is out of this world.

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  • JesaGrace
    JesaGrace Posts: 799 Member
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    hahaha....need that laugh...thanks...
  • Dmonique85
    Dmonique85 Posts: 112
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    12) If I said you had a hot body would you hold it against me? Favorite. Lol, this is terrible & my bf says this stuff to me all the time. I should start making a list. HAHA. Thanks
  • LadyT02182011
    LadyT02182011 Posts: 113
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    Lol! Cute!
  • SoldierDad
    SoldierDad Posts: 1,602
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    I took notes for future use! LMAO!
  • megsta21
    megsta21 Posts: 506 Member
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    Hilarous!!! My Fave is.... What has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper. ..... HAHAHAHAHA :drinker:
  • SnackPacks
    SnackPacks Posts: 5 Member
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    LOL...thanks for the Laugh.
  • KaleighL
    KaleighL Posts: 159
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    Hahaha!! I love this!!!
  • 1113cw
    1113cw Posts: 830 Member
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    Bumping so I can read (and laugh I'm sure) later after the little guy goes to sleep!
  • superhippiechik
    superhippiechik Posts: 1,044 Member
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    I guess I need to workout harder, I wanna hear some cheesy pickup lines!
  • Cazador64
    Cazador64 Posts: 23
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    1)Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

    2)My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place.

    3)I know milk does a body good but, baby, how much have you been drinking?

    4)Can I get your jersey (what) you know your name and number

    5)Are you a high jumper because u make my bar go up.

    6)Hey babe, how about a pizza and a screw? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
  • ninpiggy
    ninpiggy Posts: 228 Member
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    I guess I need to workout harder, I wanna hear some cheesy pickup lines!

    LOL, right?! I've never been hit on at the gym. Although I have only gone with my boyfriend, except for one time. I'm going to use that as my excuse! hehe
  • katapple
    katapple Posts: 1,108 Member
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    6) What has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I'd actually fall for that one :wink:
  • Yemaya1129
    Yemaya1129 Posts: 75
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    Absolutely hilarious. A friend once used this one:

    -Wanna check out my tattoo? (When the guy came over, she grabbed his butt.)


    Also:

    -That's a great top. Know what else would look good on you? ME!
    -The body is made up of 90% water and I'm thirsty.
    -I have skittles in my mouth...do you want to taste the rainbow?
    -If you were Sprite, I'd obey my thirst.
    -You have 206 bones in your body...do you want another one?
    -Well here I am...what are your other 2 wishes?
    -Let's save water...we'll hit the showers together.
  • EricJonrosh
    EricJonrosh Posts: 823 Member
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    Hahaha!! I love this!!!

    I was about to say "in what universe would any of these work?" ....
  • JenBrown0210
    JenBrown0210 Posts: 985 Member
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    -Let's save water...we'll hit the showers together.

    The hubby uses this as an excuse every morning to shower together!
  • freightdiva
    freightdiva Posts: 55 Member
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    Very Cute1 Funny how the new in thing is too try to pick up people at the gym..what happened to the clubs and bars?
  • GoldenGirl1979
    GoldenGirl1979 Posts: 716 Member
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    my fave: #16 My magic watch says you aren’t wearing underwear. But I am. Damn, I knew this thing was 15 mins fast. ---> hilarious!!!

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