Missing husband

Anna_Banana
Anna_Banana Posts: 2,939 Member
in Health and Weight Loss
Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really
angry. She told him 'Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 10 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE
THERE!!'



The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up
she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in
the middle of the driveway.



Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought
the box back in the house.


She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.


Rick has been missing since Friday.

Please pray for him

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  • Anna_Banana
    Anna_Banana Posts: 2,939 Member
    Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really
    angry. She told him 'Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
    driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 10 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE
    THERE!!'



    The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up
    she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in
    the middle of the driveway.



    Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought
    the box back in the house.


    She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.


    Rick has been missing since Friday.

    Please pray for him
  • carvan
    carvan Posts: 377 Member
    :laugh: :laugh:

    Love it, best joke I have heard in a long time
  • kistinbee
    kistinbee Posts: 3,688 Member
    This is GREAT!:laugh: :laugh: I've actually heard it before but forgot about it! Thanks!!!:laugh: :laugh:
  • connieq288
    connieq288 Posts: 1,102 Member
    OMG... that is so bad...
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
    :laugh:
  • réalta
    réalta Posts: 895 Member
    ya gotta love it! :laugh:
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    :laugh: I've read that joke before but it's still funny. :laugh:
  • Glammy
    Glammy Posts: 115 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • TexasAngelBeth
    TexasAngelBeth Posts: 315 Member
    Too cute :)
  • iftcheiaf
    iftcheiaf Posts: 960 Member
    My husband just gave me the eye-roll when I read it to him.
  • frithir
    frithir Posts: 179 Member
    My husband just gave me this perfectly bland look and intoned "I don't get it" :wink: Uh huh ~ this man is one of those truly--scary-folks-who-blows-the-top-off-standardized-Intelligent-Quotent-Scale-Tests (translate that into he's a freakin' certified genius) so Einstein Jr. NOT getting it?? :noway: yeah right :laugh:
  • Anna_Banana
    Anna_Banana Posts: 2,939 Member
    My husband just gave me this perfectly bland look and intoned "I don't get it" :wink: Uh huh ~ this man is one of those truly--scary-folks-who-blows-the-top-off-standardized-Intelligent-Quotent-Scale-Tests (translate that into he's a freakin' certified genius) so Einstein Jr. NOT getting it?? :noway: yeah right :laugh:

    How is it that some of the smartest people are truely some of the dumbest?
  • TheHottestMama
    TheHottestMama Posts: 141
    hahahahahah so freaking funny
  • Losing_It
    Losing_It Posts: 3,271 Member
    LOL:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: This could really happen...
  • Katy009
    Katy009 Posts: 579 Member
    :laugh:
  • chrissyh
    chrissyh Posts: 8,235 Member
    :laugh: Hillarious!!!

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