Weird...

7:00 am my phone rings.
Them ( a CO at work): Do you know anything about diesels?
Me: They're loud and stinky.
Them: Don't you drive a diesel truck?
Me: No.
Them: I thought you had a diesel?
Me: A long time ago, but I sold it because it was loud and stinky.
Them: Oh... Well, we need you to get the Caterpillar started.
Me: We have a Caterpillar?
Them: Can you have it running by seven?
Me: Huh?
Them: Yeah, we got to use it first thing.
Me: I didn't know we had a Caterpillar.
Them: It's broke down somewhere on the road.
Me: What road?
Them: Call me as soon as its running. Drive it to the back lot when your done.
Me: umm.... Is this like a bull dozer?
Them: We need it by seven.'click'
Me: .......


Another day in the life of me...