Tuesday morning laughs

shorerider
shorerider Posts: 3,817 Member
edited September 2024 in Health and Weight Loss
thought these were funny!

A finicky man walks into Yoda's Starbucks. He says to Yoda, "I think I want a muffin. Yeah, a muffin. Actually, wait, never mind. I don't want a muffin...On second thought, I only want a muffin if I order chai..." Replies Yoda, "Do or do not. There is no chai."

Darth Vader walks into a Starbucks & orders a grande breakfast blend. The Barista asks him, "Would you like room for cream?"
"No," says Vader. "I prefer it on the dark side."

:laugh:

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  • shorerider
    shorerider Posts: 3,817 Member
    thought these were funny!

    A finicky man walks into Yoda's Starbucks. He says to Yoda, "I think I want a muffin. Yeah, a muffin. Actually, wait, never mind. I don't want a muffin...On second thought, I only want a muffin if I order chai..." Replies Yoda, "Do or do not. There is no chai."

    Darth Vader walks into a Starbucks & orders a grande breakfast blend. The Barista asks him, "Would you like room for cream?"
    "No," says Vader. "I prefer it on the dark side."

    :laugh:
  • JohnnyP
    JohnnyP Posts: 26
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Very funny...

    Thanks for the laugh, it's been a rough morning.
  • jules1984
    jules1984 Posts: 439 Member
    So Descartes walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender asks him what he's thinking about and he says "nothing." and *POOF* he disappears!

    Haha I'm a nerd. :laugh:
  • shorerider
    shorerider Posts: 3,817 Member
    So Descartes walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender asks him what he's thinking about and he says "nothing." and *POOF* he disappears!

    Haha I'm a nerd. :laugh:

    z7shysterical.gif Took me a minute to reach back into the dim memory chips of my brain to college philosophy class for that one but once it clicked--it's funny!
  • jamerz3294
    jamerz3294 Posts: 1,824 Member
    :laugh: :tongue:
  • MFS27
    MFS27 Posts: 549 Member
    thought these were funny!

    A finicky man walks into Yoda's Starbucks. He says to Yoda, "I think I want a muffin. Yeah, a muffin. Actually, wait, never mind. I don't want a muffin...On second thought, I only want a muffin if I order chai..." Replies Yoda, "Do or do not. There is no chai."

    Darth Vader walks into a Starbucks & orders a grande breakfast blend. The Barista asks him, "Would you like room for cream?"
    "No," says Vader. "I prefer it on the dark side."

    :laugh:

    I don't get the Yoda - there is no chai thing...someone please explain! (I guess I'm not a nerd? :laugh: )
  • christelpistol
    christelpistol Posts: 246 Member
    thought these were funny!

    A finicky man walks into Yoda's Starbucks. He says to Yoda, "I think I want a muffin. Yeah, a muffin. Actually, wait, never mind. I don't want a muffin...On second thought, I only want a muffin if I order chai..." Replies Yoda, "Do or do not. There is no chai."

    Darth Vader walks into a Starbucks & orders a grande breakfast blend. The Barista asks him, "Would you like room for cream?"
    "No," says Vader. "I prefer it on the dark side."

    :laugh:

    I don't get the Yoda - there is no chai thing...someone please explain! (I guess I'm not a nerd? :laugh: )

    Yoda told Luke, "Do, or do not. There is no 'try'"
  • MFS27
    MFS27 Posts: 549 Member
    thought these were funny!

    A finicky man walks into Yoda's Starbucks. He says to Yoda, "I think I want a muffin. Yeah, a muffin. Actually, wait, never mind. I don't want a muffin...On second thought, I only want a muffin if I order chai..." Replies Yoda, "Do or do not. There is no chai."

    Darth Vader walks into a Starbucks & orders a grande breakfast blend. The Barista asks him, "Would you like room for cream?"
    "No," says Vader. "I prefer it on the dark side."

    :laugh:

    I don't get the Yoda - there is no chai thing...someone please explain! (I guess I'm not a nerd? :laugh: )

    Yoda told Luke, "Do, or do not. There is no 'try'"

    Ohhhhhhh - thank you! I get it now (obviously I'm not a Star Wars buff - that's DH's arena :laugh: )
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