Joke: Guts or Balls?

Lazyboy09
Lazyboy09 Posts: 190 Member
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both result in death.

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  • kimmerroze
    kimmerroze Posts: 1,330 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Boys take note!!!!
  • bhonniered
    bhonniered Posts: 228
    LOVE IT!
  • AdoraK
    AdoraK Posts: 724 Member
    LMAO! I love it :heart:
  • mlemonroe2
    mlemonroe2 Posts: 603
    I GOT to tell my hubby that one!!
  • angelicpiece101
    angelicpiece101 Posts: 40 Member
    :laugh: glad you cleared that up for us! I'll be sure to tell this one to my husband, he'll get a kick out of it.
  • Mrs_McFadden
    Mrs_McFadden Posts: 1,139
    Hmmm I think I have guts...
  • calmmomw3minimeez
    calmmomw3minimeez Posts: 499 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Love that...hilarious and true!!!!!!:bigsmile:
  • cab1204
    cab1204 Posts: 21 Member
    Ha that is pretty funny!!!!
  • TheNewLK
    TheNewLK Posts: 933 Member
    :laugh: :heart:
  • Fesse
    Fesse Posts: 611
    Hilarious!
  • catherinern
    catherinern Posts: 36
    That is very Funny. :)
  • LeeKetty1176
    LeeKetty1176 Posts: 881 Member
    grabs pen and paper


    Guts......cleaing....broom stick...check

    Balls....lipstick........next..... check
  • TheNewLK
    TheNewLK Posts: 933 Member
    grabs pen and paper


    Guts......cleaing....broom stick...check

    Balls....lipstick........next..... check

    Silly Brit LOL
  • AnnaPixie
    AnnaPixie Posts: 7,439 Member
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :laugh:
  • qtwells82
    qtwells82 Posts: 352
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • autumn13
    autumn13 Posts: 295
    bahahabahbahabha!
  • RunOnSentence
    RunOnSentence Posts: 32
    :glasses: Hilarious!
  • LeeKetty1176
    LeeKetty1176 Posts: 881 Member
    grabs pen and paper


    Guts......cleaing....broom stick...check

    Balls....lipstick........next..... check

    Silly Brit LOL
    :brokenheart:
  • koosdel
    koosdel Posts: 3,317 Member
    I'm going to try it.

    If you haven't heard from me by this time tomorrow, I'm probly trapped under the bed....
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    I'm prone to having "testicular fortitude" for lots of my actions. There's usually lipstick on my balls, so I'll tell the next one to clean them... NOT with a broom. I'm not into that kind of kink.
  • TheNewLK
    TheNewLK Posts: 933 Member
    grabs pen and paper


    Guts......cleaing....broom stick...check

    Balls....lipstick........next..... check

    Silly Brit LOL
    :brokenheart:

    Oh stop Lee....You know I love you hahaha
  • HelenTheKitchen
    HelenTheKitchen Posts: 383
    Once when I was sweeping up my husband asked if I was going to fly away and that resulted in him getting tagged in the balls. No joke. I can't wait to e-mail this to him.
  • Daisy374
    Daisy374 Posts: 539 Member
    grabs pen and paper


    Guts......cleaing....broom stick...check

    Balls....lipstick........next..... check

    :laugh:
  • Waynes_World
    Waynes_World Posts: 333
    lol .. Thanks for the post .. For all you guys that try this let me know how it works out ;}
  • bikerbiz
    bikerbiz Posts: 179 Member
    I recommend to my boys to get a motorcycle, rather than a wife. :-D
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