To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity....

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Still_Sossy
Still_Sossy Posts: 868 Member
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I received this this morning in an email and wanted to share!

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana.

6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream ' I Won! I Won!'

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WhERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

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  • UpToAnyCool
    UpToAnyCool Posts: 1,673
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    Yo - thanks, Soss. You've already won the 'crack me up' award for today :glasses: - just saw the Doggie Ice Cream post! :laugh:

    I TOTALLY do #3 all time!!!

    ETA:
    Regarding #2: 'We've been fruit-looped! Can we can a clean-up in aisle #6?'
  • exxxtasi
    exxxtasi Posts: 39
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    HAHAHAHA @ #5....Im sooooo gunna do that! ecspecially the bills!! maybe not rent but that would be funny too!

    Thanks for the laugh, i needed that this morning!!
  • Panda_Jack
    Panda_Jack Posts: 829 Member
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    I will be doing 2, 3 and 6 today at work. All dedicated to you Sos!
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,370 Member
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    I needed a laugh,thanks!:laugh:
  • Still_Sossy
    Still_Sossy Posts: 868 Member
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    I will be doing 2, 3 and 6 today at work. All dedicated to you Sos!


    Ohhhh, I so wish I worked with you to see this!!!!!! LMAO!
  • kristinlough
    kristinlough Posts: 828 Member
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    Love this :smile: I needed it today
  • koosdel
    koosdel Posts: 3,317 Member
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    I tried number 11 one time. I was the only one who thought it was funny.:cry:
  • Still_Sossy
    Still_Sossy Posts: 868 Member
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    I tried number 11 one time. I was the only one who thought it was funny.:cry:

    If I was walking by, I would have laughed! I think that would be funny to see!
  • Panda_Jack
    Panda_Jack Posts: 829 Member
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    Haha I just paged myself and just got some of the best looks!
  • Still_Sossy
    Still_Sossy Posts: 868 Member
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    Haha I just paged myself and just got some of the best looks!

    Bawhahahahahahahaaaaa!!!! I love it! I REALLY wish I worked with you now! What a Monday!

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