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Jena_72
Jena_72 Posts: 1,057
This is the type of reaction racial stereotyping generates.


Subject: Black Robbers . . .

BLACK ROBBERS -- (A True Story) This has to be one of the best emails I've ever read . . .


For anyone who didn't see the episode of David Letterman's show where this story


was told, read this (and remember IT'S A TRUE STORY. . .

On a recent weekend in Atlantic City , a woman won a bucketful of quarters at a slot machine.

She took a break from the slots for dinner with her husband in the hotel dining room. But first she wanted to stash the quarters in her room. "I'll be right back and we'll go to eat", she told her husband and carried the coin-laden bucket to the elevator.

As she was about to walk into the elevator she noticed two men already aboard. Both were black. One of them was very tall and had an intimidating figure. The woman froze. Her first thought was, "These two are going to rob me". Her next thought was, "Don't be a bigot, they look like perfectly nice gentlemen." But racial stereotypes are powerful, and fear immobilized her.

Avoiding eye contact, she turned around stiffly and faced the elevator doors as they closed. A second passed, and then another second, and then another. Her fear increased! The elevator didn't move. Panic consumed her. "My God' she thought, I'm trapped and about to be robbed!" Her heart plummeted. Perspiration poured from every pore. Then one of the men said, "Hit the floor."




Instinct told her to do what they told her. The bucket of quarters flew upwards as she threw out her arms and collapsed on the elevator floor. A shower of coins rained down on her. "Take my money and spare me", she prayed.

More seconds passed. She heard one of the men say politely, "Ma'am, if you'll just tell us what floor you're going to, we'll push the button." The one who said it had a little trouble getting the words out. He was trying mightily to hold in a belly laugh. The woman lifted her head and looked up at the two men. They reached down to help her up.

Confused, she struggled to her feet. "When I told my friend here to hit the floor," said the average sized one, "I meant that he should hit the elevator button for our floor. I didn't mean for you to hit the floor, ma'am." He spoke genially. He bit his lip. It was obvious he was having a hard time not laughing.
The woman thought, "My God, what a spectacle I've made of myself." She was too humiliated to speak. The three of them gathered up the strewn quarters and refilled her bucket.

When the elevator arrived at her floor they then insisted on walking her to her room. She seemed a little unsteady on her feet, and they were afraid she might not make it down the corridor. At her door they bid her a good evening. As she slipped into her room she could hear them roaring with laughter as they walked back to the elevator. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

The woman brushed herself off. She pulled herself together and went downstairs for dinner with her husband.

The next morning flowers were delivered to her room; a dozen roses. Attached to EACH rose was a crisp one hundred-dollar bill. The card said: "Thanks for the best laugh we've had in years."
It was signed: Eddie Murphy & Michael Jordan :indifferent:

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  • CassieLEO
    CassieLEO Posts: 757 Member
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    BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
  • Chiquita_Banana
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    lol that's great
  • Katbaran
    Katbaran Posts: 605 Member
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    Too funny!
  • 1FitMomof4Girls
    1FitMomof4Girls Posts: 202 Member
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    Holy crap! Myhusband is going to love this!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • jmmccall
    jmmccall Posts: 19
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    OMG that is awesome....
  • HotSouthernMess
    HotSouthernMess Posts: 474 Member
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    wow! that is so funny!!! thanks, i needed that one today :laugh:
  • mallorybriann
    mallorybriann Posts: 1,380 Member
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    I lol'd!!!!!
  • Evarell
    Evarell Posts: 143 Member
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    It is a good laugh, but I'm sorry to say it isn't true.

    See Snopes: http://www.snopes.com/racial/mistaken/hitfloor.asp. There are several versions.
  • Jena_72
    Jena_72 Posts: 1,057
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    I get tears in my eyes just thinking about how funny that had to of been! Eddie Murphy couldn't have made this up if he had tried! Hilarious! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Hope she learned something!
  • Jena_72
    Jena_72 Posts: 1,057
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    It is a good laugh, but I'm sorry to say it isn't true.

    See Snopes: http://www.snopes.com/racial/mistaken/hitfloor.asp. There are several versions.
    Awwwwww thats suuuuucks!! BUT IT COULD HAVE BEEN TRUE!! :wink:
  • Jena_72
    Jena_72 Posts: 1,057
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    I get tears in my eyes just thinking about how funny that had to of been! Eddie Murphy couldn't have made this up if he had tried! Hilarious! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Hope she learned something!

    Guess someone DID make it up! :tongue:
  • Valtishia
    Valtishia Posts: 811 Member
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    That is awesome!!!
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
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    My first reaction was "OH MY LAND! THAT IS SO FUNNY!" Then I saw that it wasn't even true. :laugh: Good ole Snopes. I use that site a lot.
  • CudyBug
    CudyBug Posts: 742 Member
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    doesnt matter if its true or not its freaking HILARIOUS!!!!!
  • Jena_72
    Jena_72 Posts: 1,057
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    doesnt matter if its true or not its freaking HILARIOUS!!!!!
    :wink: