Hallucinations caused by weight loss?

Today I was walking back to my dorm room when I noticed that the little side window beside the entrance door had gotten bigger. I could now officially see BOTH of my hips in it, with a little wiggle room.
Then I had a shower. The handicap shower was broken, so I had to use the dreaded other showers. And they got larger too! I could stand and turn around without fear of touching the nasty college-shower walls!
Then I went to put on my thin-person skinny jeans, and they magically grew when I was sliding them up over my hips so I didn't have to unbutton them.
Then I went to lecture and when I went to cross my legs the desk lifted up so both my legs fit. And the armrests moved out a little bit so I could lean back comfortably with my arms at my sides and my waist not hitting them.
Does anybody else notice that hard, unchanging, physical matter seems to turn to jelly around them?
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I'm either gone completely insane or MFP is working!!! :bigsmile: Hehe!