Who do i look like? Betty Crocker?
Thibodeaux had a wife named Maria. Thibodeaux came home after work one day and
found Maria standing in the middle of the living room with her hands on her hips. Maria
quickly informed him that her sewing machine had broke and she wanted him to fix it.
Thibodeaux shrugged his shoulders and said " who do i look like? Issac Singer?"
The next day Thibodeaux came home and found Maria in the living room with her hands
on her hips. She quickly told him that the refrigerator broke and she wanted him to fix it.
He shrugged his shoulders and said "who do i look like? William Cullen?"
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The next day Thibodeaux came home and found Maria with her hands on her hips and
she quickly informed him that the air condition was broken and she wanted him to fix it.
He shrugged his shoulders and said " Who do i look like? Willis Carrier?"
The next day Boudreaux came walking y the house and Maria called out to him.
"Boudreaux i have got some things broken around the house. Would you come fix it for
me?" Boudreaux was happy to be of service.
Thibodeaux came home and found everything in working order.
"Well honey i see you finally figured out how to get things done yourself." he said as he reached for a bear.
"Why, yes. Boudreaux came by and fixed it for me."
"Oh really? what did he want in return?"
"He said he wanted one of two things. He either wanted for me to bake him a cake or for us to have sex."
"Aww Maria dear, What kind of cake did you bake the man?"
Maria shrugged her shoulders and said "Who do i look like? Betty Crocker?"
found Maria standing in the middle of the living room with her hands on her hips. Maria
quickly informed him that her sewing machine had broke and she wanted him to fix it.
Thibodeaux shrugged his shoulders and said " who do i look like? Issac Singer?"
The next day Thibodeaux came home and found Maria in the living room with her hands
on her hips. She quickly told him that the refrigerator broke and she wanted him to fix it.
He shrugged his shoulders and said "who do i look like? William Cullen?"
T
The next day Thibodeaux came home and found Maria with her hands on her hips and
she quickly informed him that the air condition was broken and she wanted him to fix it.
He shrugged his shoulders and said " Who do i look like? Willis Carrier?"
The next day Boudreaux came walking y the house and Maria called out to him.
"Boudreaux i have got some things broken around the house. Would you come fix it for
me?" Boudreaux was happy to be of service.
Thibodeaux came home and found everything in working order.
"Well honey i see you finally figured out how to get things done yourself." he said as he reached for a bear.
"Why, yes. Boudreaux came by and fixed it for me."
"Oh really? what did he want in return?"
"He said he wanted one of two things. He either wanted for me to bake him a cake or for us to have sex."
"Aww Maria dear, What kind of cake did you bake the man?"
Maria shrugged her shoulders and said "Who do i look like? Betty Crocker?"
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You've just made my day so very much better. Thank you.0
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haha! Thanks!0
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Awesome.0
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lol that's a good one!0
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Haha, that was great! I'm going to have to tell my husband that one. :laugh:0
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