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Married But Boring

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  • Posts: 568 Member
    they decided it was too lively and told us we had to be boring.
  • Posts: 800 Member
    Where is the married but NOT boring thread??

    it's been banned... the new rules are you MUST be boring to be accepted. this is a support group for those of us trying to reform our wicked fun ways...
  • Posts: 764 Member
    If I thought my Married But Cheating thread was going to be locked, I would have made a video of me enjoying my steak wrap. It sure was yummy! :tongue:
  • Posts: 576 Member
    Where is the married but NOT boring thread??

    it was locked for a poorly chosen title apparently :o(

    so news flash: check your left hand....is there a ring there? if so, delete the words "fun", "flirting", "goofing around," and "silly" from your mental dictionary. they DO NOT EXIST
  • Posts: 800 Member
    geesh I went to reply to a post on the other thread and I was to late...I guess I'll just google instead :wink:

    is that a bedroom goal I see?? LOL
  • Posts: 554 Member
    wow my thread got locked
  • Posts: 568 Member
    yes, because fun is not tolerated. LOL!
  • Posts: 800 Member
    If I thought my Married But Cheating thread was going to be locked, I would have made a video of me enjoying my steak wrap. It sure was yummy! :tongue:

    and that makes the second time my keyboard fell victim to a mouth full of diet dr. pepper!
  • Posts: 576 Member
    wow my thread got locked

    u just figured that out?? lol
  • Posts: 764 Member
    so news flash: check your left hand....is there a ring there? if so, delete the words "fun", "flirting", "goofing around," and "silly" from your mental dictionary. they DO NOT EXIST

    What if you are married with no ring?
  • Posts: 800 Member

    it was locked for a poorly chosen title apparently :o(

    so news flash: check your left hand....is there a ring there? if so, delete the words "fun", "flirting", "goofing around," and "silly" from your mental dictionary. they DO NOT EXIST

    is interesting ok? cuz I kinda like it...
  • Posts: 554 Member

    u just figured that out?? lol

    must of been in the last 15 min or so
  • Posts: 764 Member

    and that makes the second time my keyboard fell victim to a mouth full of diet dr. pepper!

    At least you are not giving your keyboard any unwanted calories. ;)
  • Posts: 568 Member
    must of been in the last 15 min or so

    It was...
  • Posts: 830 Member

    Ma'am... you're going to need to tone it down. if it isn't appropriate for Nick Jr, it is NOT apprpriate here. Fat people are all supposed to be boring and sad. I'm going to have to ask you to join in.

    Please return all googles and lap giraffes to the attendant at the door. we're also confiscation pythons... and beavers too apparently.

    I swear I just spit my coffee out...

    We need to open a zoo apparently in order to have any fun!
  • Posts: 800 Member
    LOL the last 15 minutes or so what the most... polite(?) it had ever been!
  • Posts: 33,069 Member

    is that a bedroom goal I see?? LOL

    I prefer the living room....that's where my computer is. Is that what I'm suppose to say to keep it PG-13?! haha
  • Posts: 800 Member

    I swear I just spit my coffee out...

    We need to open a zoo apparently in order to have any fun!

    glad to know i'm noe the only one who spits!
  • Posts: 764 Member

    must of been in the last 15 min or so

    You can blame me for that one. Probably felt he had to ban yours since mine was banned.
  • Posts: 800 Member

    I prefer the living room....that's where my computer is. Is that what I'm suppose to say to keep it PG-13?! haha

    YES! now you're on the right track...

    EVERYONE, please follow her lead!
  • Posts: 800 Member

    You can blame me for that one. Probably felt he had to ban yours since mine was banned.

    or blame me... locks seem to follow me around!
  • Posts: 568 Member
    My computer is at the kitchen table! (which is really in the living room)
  • Posts: 764 Member
    glad to know i'm noe the only one who spits!

    Just when I was thinking about sending you a friend request. :sad:
  • Posts: 800 Member

    Just when I was thinking about sending you a friend request. :sad:

    YOU make me spit alot!

    thats #3. what do you have to say for yourself?!
  • Posts: 576 Member

    or blame me... locks seem to follow me around!

    hey....thats true. maybe u should change ur username to "icauseproblems" or something, lol
    i think we should stop talking about locks before this one gets locked too.

    also, how do i buy tickets to the zoo? and who gets to be the zookeeper?
  • Posts: 719 Member
    I'm married and also boring! YAY! I'm highly intrigued by these lap giraffes. By any chance are they from the direct tv commercials??
  • Posts: 130
    Irony: Not allowing fun in a section called: "Chit-chat, fun, and games" :noway:
  • Posts: 800 Member

    hey....thats true. maybe u should change ur username to "icauseproblems" or something, lol
    i think we should stop talking about locks before this one gets locked too.

    also, how do i buy tickets to the zoo? and who gets to be the zookeeper?

    so now lock is a 4 letter word??

    oh wait... about that... DAMN IT!

    you are now the zoo keeper! I will direct all giraffes and beavers to you!
  • Posts: 800 Member
    I'm married and also boring! YAY! I'm highly intrigued by these lap giraffes. By any chance are they from the direct tv commercials??

    that would be the one! they are the face of my campaign to be mayor of SF! VIVA LA LAP GIRAFFE!
  • Posts: 764 Member

    YOU make me spit alot!

    thats #3. what do you have to say for yourself?!

    More like what do I have to say to you!!

    LEARN TO SWALLOW :tongue:
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