Oldy but a goody

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He notices the man sitting next to him is looking into a box. After a while, his curiosity gets the best of him, so he leans over and looks into the box. Inside is a miniature man playing a miniature piano. '... that's amazing, where did you get it?', he asked.





His barmate answers, 'This is my wish. There's a genie out back in the alley and he is granting wishes.'





The guy finds this hard to believe, so he walks out back to the alley, and to his surprise, there is a genie.





The genie asks him what he would like to have for a wish, and the guy answers, 'I would like to have a million bucks!' Then suddenly, there are a million ducks flying around his head, quacking and flapping their wings.





He goes back into the bar and says to the barmate, 'That's a poor excuse of a genie! I asked for a million bucks and he gave me a million DUCKS!'





His barmate turns away from the box he's looking into and replies, 'I guess you think I asked for a damn 12 inch pianist?'