Nude beach

Anna_Banana
Anna_Banana Posts: 2,939 Member
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
LITTLE BOY AT NUDE BEACH

A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach in Tampa. As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he asked his mother why.

She tells her son, 'The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is.
The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does.
She replies, “The bigger THEY are, the dumber the man is.”
Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play.

Shortly thereafter, the boy returns again, and promptly tells his mother:
'Daddy is talking to the silliest girl on the beach, and the longer they talk the dumber dad gets.'

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  • Anna_Banana
    Anna_Banana Posts: 2,939 Member
    LITTLE BOY AT NUDE BEACH

    A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach in Tampa. As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he asked his mother why.

    She tells her son, 'The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is.
    The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does.
    She replies, “The bigger THEY are, the dumber the man is.”
    Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play.

    Shortly thereafter, the boy returns again, and promptly tells his mother:
    'Daddy is talking to the silliest girl on the beach, and the longer they talk the dumber dad gets.'
  • MFS27
    MFS27 Posts: 549 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Good one!

    Ok, I have a real "nude beach" story.

    When I was in high school, my best friend and I loved to go body boarding every weekend at Rincon Beach (Santa Barbara, CA). One day she told me that there was (what I thought she said) a new beach down the road.

    Me: "A new beach?"
    Her: "Yeah - it's been there for a while."
    Me: "Did they, like, bring in new sand or what?"
    Her: "I don't know. Want to go check it out."
    Me: "Sure"

    So we start walking down towards the "new" beach, and I notice a VERY hot surfer walking towards the shore - he was gorgeous. 20-something, tan, wavy hair, etc. I'm opening staring at him, and he notices me and starts to grin (we ARE fully clothed, so that must have been a dead give-away), and moves his surfboard to the otherside so his, ummm, frontal area is in full view - and by full view, I mean FULL view. Ha. I choked, grabbed my friend and said "OMG - they are all nekked!" She said, "Yes, I told you it was a NUDE beach!" :laugh: :laugh:
  • Anna_Banana
    Anna_Banana Posts: 2,939 Member
    OMG.:laugh: lol:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Angiebangie
    Angiebangie Posts: 191 Member
    I've got a real one too, not as funny as Molly's as we finally figured it out.

    My hubby comes home and asks me if I want to go to the new "topless" restaurant in Mpls., and I'm like "no", and he's like "why not?", and so on, and so on, until I figure out he said "Tapas", not "topless". He-he!:laugh:
  • Fitness_Chick
    Fitness_Chick Posts: 6,648 Member
    too funny!:drinker:
  • Fitness_Chick
    Fitness_Chick Posts: 6,648 Member
    Angiebangie.....good one as well:tongue:
  • Anna_Banana
    Anna_Banana Posts: 2,939 Member
    I've got a real one too, not as funny as Molly's as we finally figured it out.

    My hubby comes home and asks me if I want to go to the new "topless" restaurant in Mpls., and I'm like "no", and he's like "why not?", and so on, and so on, until I figure out he said "Tapas", not "topless". He-he!:laugh:

    Too funny. if your hubby is like mine he would perfer the topless one.
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    thanks for the friday laugh, ladies!
  • jamerz3294
    jamerz3294 Posts: 1,824 Member
    Ya know... the more I think about it, the sillier a gal is when I talk to her, the dumber I really do get! :laugh: :bigsmile: :drinker: :flowerforyou:
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
    Ok so here is my story.

    I was 25 and pregnant with my 3rd kid (yes, we were busy early on!)
    I took the 2 boys (3 and 5) to the beach. There was a very young, I would say 17-18 yr old beautiful girl 10 ft away, about 7 months preggers, with her 3 yr old and much older husband.

    She starts talking to me in broken english, and I am friendly so we strike up a converstation. She is wearing a 2 piece bikini and of course I am in the traditional American tent.

    It is a beautiful sunny day, the water is like glass, low tide so the kids are all playing together in the small tidal pools. Just a perfect day..........When

    I suggest we go in the water with the kids. She smiles sweetly and reaches behind her and REMOVES her top!! I about died right there. It wouldnt have been so bad if they werent so durn perfect!!

    Her husband starts yelling something to her in a language I do not know, she is smiling sweetly, my 5 year old is smiling NOT so sweetly, and I have swallowed my tounge!!

    Apparently they go topless in their native country and she didnt know the US rules. She put her top back on but I had to leave soon.....just couldnt seem to look at her eyes when talking to her any more!
  • Anna_Banana
    Anna_Banana Posts: 2,939 Member
    Ok so here is my story.

    I was 25 and pregnant with my 3rd kid (yes, we were busy early on!)
    I took the 2 boys (3 and 5) to the beach. There was a very young, I would say 17-18 yr old beautiful girl 10 ft away, about 7 months preggers, with her 3 yr old and much older husband.

    She starts talking to me in broken english, and I am friendly so we strike up a converstation. She is wearing a 2 piece bikini and of course I am in the traditional American tent.

    It is a beautiful sunny day, the water is like glass, low tide so the kids are all playing together in the small tidal pools. Just a perfect day..........When

    I suggest we go in the water with the kids. She smiles sweetly and reaches behind her and REMOVES her top!! I about died right there. It wouldnt have been so bad if they werent so durn perfect!!

    Her husband starts yelling something to her in a language I do not know, she is smiling sweetly, my 5 year old is smiling NOT so sweetly, and I have swallowed my tounge!!

    Apparently they go topless in their native country and she didnt know the US rules. She put her top back on but I had to leave soon.....just couldnt seem to look at her eyes when talking to her any more!

    LOL your pour kid
  • LightenUp_Caro
    LightenUp_Caro Posts: 572 Member
    When I graduated High School, as a present my dad took my family to France (the BEST present EVER!)
    Well, for a few days we went to the southern part of France to look around, and we went to the beach for lunch one day at a restaurant our hotel suggested...

    Our little restaurant was so cute and charming...but it was on a nude beach. We should've realized by the statue of a naked man by the front door, but we are stupid americans. Anyway, While we're eating, TONS of naked people appear on the beach. And they start sitting down at tables right next to us. It was a very uncomfortable situation to be in with my family...none of us had appetites.
  • Sparky_1113
    Sparky_1113 Posts: 2,886 Member
    A farmer is selling lambs at the market, the buyer picks up the first lamb turns it over bites softly into its belly and swings it back and forth. "Dad whats he doing" says the farmers son. "He's weighing the lambs son" says the farmer
    "thats a 40lb lamb" says the buyer and goes onto do the same for all the lambs to the amazment of the young lad.
    When they return home the farmer notices that his sheep have gotten out of the feilds and says to his boy, "Run to the house and get your Mom we will need help to get them back in" The boy runs to the house and looks in the door. "We're in luck Dad the neighbour is here, I'm sure he will help too, soon as Moms done weighing him"
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