The earth is flat

taso42_DELETED
taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
(just checking something)

i don't believe in this round-earth theory. it's flat. just look outside. there's some trees in the way, but it's mostly flat as you can see.
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  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Silly boy, it's obviously mountainous. :smokin:
  • allison7922
    allison7922 Posts: 276 Member
    wait.....WHAT?? This is earth???
  • ZebraHead
    ZebraHead Posts: 15,207 Member
    God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy...
  • ♥jewel♥
    ♥jewel♥ Posts: 839
    I look outside and see mountains and ocean, therefore not flat, more like bumpy!
  • KristenAnn711
    KristenAnn711 Posts: 783
    Your mom is flat
  • locomotion
    locomotion Posts: 67
    LOL, you must belong to the Flat Earth Society. :bigsmile:
  • cng1117
    cng1117 Posts: 225 Member
    i look outside and all i see is dead grass.....
  • MrsCon40
    MrsCon40 Posts: 2,351 Member
    I live in San Francisco. There's no flat to be found around here! :noway:
  • Fesse
    Fesse Posts: 611
    I have to make sure not to fall of the edge then....
  • allison7922
    allison7922 Posts: 276 Member
    Your mom is flat

    OOHHH SNAP!!!!
  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
    But Taso.....if you would just turn around, you would see those mountains there, just in the horizon.......
  • tsgaddy
    tsgaddy Posts: 96 Member
    Troll. Silly, silly troll.

    Now that I've allowed you to get me off my square, I'm climbing back up. I wonder how many calories I'll burn in the process? Either way, I won't be eating them back. :smile:

    Have a lovely day.
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    I thought it was square....
  • DarkAngel864
    DarkAngel864 Posts: 229 Member
    I love porn!
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    I love porn!

    ME TO!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • zave
    zave Posts: 238
    It figures. All that time I wasted trying to dig to China.
  • jmlitton33
    jmlitton33 Posts: 35 Member
    There's a Bad Religion song in this.
  • MeliciousMelis
    MeliciousMelis Posts: 458 Member
    Does that make getting to the ends of the earth any easier? What about the return trip?
  • RoadDog
    RoadDog Posts: 2,946 Member
    It's true. When Columbus originally set sail, he left with 4 ships, but one fell off the edge.
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
    The other day I took a really long bike ride. I mean REALLY long - I went like FIVE MILES. And guess what? I had to turn around and ride all the way back. If the earth was round, wouldn't I just end up back home? You people who believe in "Round Earth" just amuse me. You would probably eat up anything the establishment wanted to feed you.
  • MFPfriend
    MFPfriend Posts: 1,121 Member
    It is flat! Someone told me that the other day! Though some crazy man travelled around the world one day and proved this theory wrong, I'm still going with "the earth is flat" theory. I mean... it looks flat when I look outside, right?
  • LizzieBee17
    LizzieBee17 Posts: 123 Member
    It figures. All that time I wasted trying to dig to China.

    Glad I'm not the only one :laugh:
  • JesaGrace
    JesaGrace Posts: 799 Member
    I look outside....and I'm glad I'm inside...it's starting to get hot here....
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    Earth is a spiraling vortex that wraps around itself on a flat plane, governed by free thought and free radicals, just south of an orange peel.
  • crackerjack345
    crackerjack345 Posts: 129 Member
    Yes, yes. Whatever you say, Taso. Now take your medicine like a good boy. ;~)
  • ZebraHead
    ZebraHead Posts: 15,207 Member
    Is there really gravity or does the earth suck?
  • 123456654321
    123456654321 Posts: 1,311 Member
    Yeah, totally. I'm so ****ING sick of people shoving the the idea of a round world down my throat. I mean, that belief may work for some people, but it's not for everyone. I don't leave my house and guess what? I AM STILL ALIVE BECAUSE I HAVEN'T FELL OFF THE SIDE OF THE ****ING EARTH YET! So yeah, eat that.
  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
    ^Giggle..............he said suck
  • MFPfriend
    MFPfriend Posts: 1,121 Member
    Is there really gravity or does the earth suck?

    Neither.
    It's all a conspiracy.
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    I am a meat popsicle.
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