Having an affair

I just wanted to take out the time to confess something that has been on my mind for a while now. I am having a torrid love affair, and have been for the past two months. It's all I think about all day, every day. I wake up out of my sleep to check my phone and see if I have a new message. It's nobody's fault though. I refuse to blame myself or any other parties. I don't plan on ending the affair anytime in the near future, and could care less what kinds of responses I get here. With that being said...I still love you, Facebook. But MFP and I are a better match.