Christmas is tight this year ...a giggle

Ezzie
Ezzie Posts: 665 Member
edited October 9 in Chit-Chat
My dear friends,

Somewhat embarrassing to admit, I'm not getting an annual bonus and Christmas is tight this year. I will be making bedroom slippers for you all as gifts. Please let me know your sizes. You'll most likely agree
that it's a splendid idea, and should you wish to do the same, I've
included the instructions below.

How to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads:

You need four maxi pads to make a pair.
Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part.
The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top.
Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part.

Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers (this is most
aesthetically appealing), etc.

These slippers are:
* Soft and Hygienic
* Non-slip grip strips on the so le* Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh
* No more bending over to mop up spills
* Disposable and biodegradable
* Environmentally safe
* Three convenient sizes: (1.) Regular, (2.) Light and (3.) Get out the Sand Bags.

I've attached a photo of the first pair I made so that you can see the
nifty slippers for yourself....

Awaiting your response. It's crucial that I get the right size for each
one of you.




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  • Ezzie
    Ezzie Posts: 665 Member
    My dear friends,

    Somewhat embarrassing to admit, I'm not getting an annual bonus and Christmas is tight this year. I will be making bedroom slippers for you all as gifts. Please let me know your sizes. You'll most likely agree
    that it's a splendid idea, and should you wish to do the same, I've
    included the instructions below.

    How to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads:

    You need four maxi pads to make a pair.
    Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part.
    The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top.
    Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part.

    Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers (this is most
    aesthetically appealing), etc.

    These slippers are:
    * Soft and Hygienic
    * Non-slip grip strips on the so le* Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh
    * No more bending over to mop up spills
    * Disposable and biodegradable
    * Environmentally safe
    * Three convenient sizes: (1.) Regular, (2.) Light and (3.) Get out the Sand Bags.

    I've attached a photo of the first pair I made so that you can see the
    nifty slippers for yourself....

    Awaiting your response. It's crucial that I get the right size for each
    one of you.




    df138eca-86c7-48cb-926e-6ad7267ad1de.jpg
  • melathon
    melathon Posts: 246 Member
    Gosh...couldn't you have sprung for the slippers with wings???

    :laugh:
  • kerrilucko
    kerrilucko Posts: 3,852 Member
    The funniest part is they are actually cute! :laugh:
  • frithir
    frithir Posts: 179 Member
    Ezzie ~all :laugh: :wink: :tongue: s aside ~ there ARE actually some all too-creative folks like my husband that probably WOULD do something like that and by-cracky, make it not only work but work wonderfully :smile: :guess I need to stop my long-held habit of passing "that certain section" in Walmart and mentally going "neenerneenerneener ~ I is freee!!! I stand with the strange ones who do NOT miss 'that part of life' and wouldn't want it back, no matter what :wink: :
  • Alisha28
    Alisha28 Posts: 406 Member
    Sooooo cute and funny! I want to make my sisters all a pair LOVE IT:laugh:
  • DjBliss05
    DjBliss05 Posts: 682
    Wow, I don't think I would know what those were right away without having read the letter!

    Too funny.

    :laugh:
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That is so funny! My kids get me house shoes for Christmas every year (family tradition). I would crack up if they made me those house shoes. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • logansmommy
    logansmommy Posts: 7
    very funny!
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
    Bet McGyver never thought of that!

    :laugh:
  • laurenk182004
    laurenk182004 Posts: 1,882 Member
    LOL too funny, I think I might make those for the girls at work!
  • jenninsocal
    jenninsocal Posts: 419
    lol so funny!
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
    LOL too funny, I think I might make those for the girls at work!
    Bwahahahaha!!

    I'm glad I don't work with you....I mean......cool.:embarassed:
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
    I like the part about cleaning up spills without getting out the mop!!

    My middle son was about 2 years old when he came out with his 'maxi' helmet. he had them stuck all over his head and said it would protect him from the evil man and he karate chopped the air! wish I had a picture!

    OH...and may I order a size light please? thanks
  • jamerz3294
    jamerz3294 Posts: 1,824 Member
    Gosh...couldn't you have sprung for the slippers with wings???

    :laugh:

    That would be the hiking boots edition! :wink: :laugh:
  • Altagracia220
    Altagracia220 Posts: 876 Member
    innit?
  • almondbutterbay
    almondbutterbay Posts: 221 Member
    #bringback2008
  • Altagracia220
    Altagracia220 Posts: 876 Member
    #bringback2008
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