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Sick leave

Anna_Banana
Anna_Banana Posts: 2,939 Member
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
Sick Leave I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow meto take leave.I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take afewdays off.So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss mightthink I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days
off.A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?'I told him I was a light bulb. He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.' Go home and recuperate for acouple of days.'I jumped down and walked out of the office...When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, '..Andwhere doyou think you're going? !


(You're gonna love this...)


She said. 'Im going home too. I can't work in the dark.'

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  • Anna_Banana
    Anna_Banana Posts: 2,939 Member
    Sick Leave I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow meto take leave.I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take afewdays off.So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss mightthink I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days
    off.A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?'I told him I was a light bulb. He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.' Go home and recuperate for acouple of days.'I jumped down and walked out of the office...When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, '..Andwhere doyou think you're going? !


    (You're gonna love this...)


    She said. 'Im going home too. I can't work in the dark.'
  • Losing_It
    Losing_It Posts: 3,271 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • luvlee884
    luvlee884 Posts: 98 Member
    that is hilarious!!!! :laugh:
  • connieq288
    connieq288 Posts: 1,102 Member
    LMAO........ to funny. That one really made me laugh
  • LightenUp_Caro
    LightenUp_Caro Posts: 572 Member
    HAHAHAHAHA
  • jimswmn
    jimswmn Posts: 1,350 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • ncboiler89
    ncboiler89 Posts: 2,408 Member
    Anna_Banana wrote: »
    Sick Leave I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow meto take leave.I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take afewdays off.So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss mightthink I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days
    off.A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?'I told him I was a light bulb. He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.' Go home and recuperate for acouple of days.'I jumped down and walked out of the office...When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, '..Andwhere doyou think you're going? !


    (You're gonna love this...)


    She said. 'Im going home too. I can't work in the dark.'

    Racist jokes have no place here.
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