DVD Trainer One-liners

mynameiscarrie
mynameiscarrie Posts: 963 Member
edited September 26 in Health and Weight Loss
Anyone else get annoyed with the people on Workout DVDs? I have to mute them half the time!

Like on P90x when Tony is doing pullups and he says "Gravity? I don't even feel gravity!" as he knocks out 20 something pullups in about 25 seconds and I can't get all the way up twice...

whaaaaaat?!

More of a silly rant than an angry rant, but a rant none the less ...

What are some of the funniest you've heard on your workout DVD's?

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  • Alison_84
    Alison_84 Posts: 86
    I have a yoga dvd that I bought from a lululemon store, and it always cracks me up during the cool down when the male instructor says ".... let your eyeballs relax... like they're hanging in two little hammocks" (something like that) I just picture two cartoon eyeballs chilling in hammocks on a beach
  • DyannAlvarez
    DyannAlvarez Posts: 162 Member
    Jillian Michaels - oh so true - "it doesn't come for free". Ain't that the truth!
  • tummymummy
    tummymummy Posts: 97
    Jillian Michaels has so many! My two faves are : 'This aint your momma's workout' and ' feel the pain - the pain is just fear leaving your body'
  • im2spooky4u
    im2spooky4u Posts: 71 Member
    Jillian always saying "Don't phone it in" drives me nuts...lol.
  • VenusEnvy
    VenusEnvy Posts: 92 Member
    "I want you gargling your heart after these two minutes of cardio!"
  • skinnylizzard
    skinnylizzard Posts: 460 Member
    Abs of steel...Tammy-Lee Webb can't count!!! It drives me CRAZY!!!!! Isn't that something you would edit?!
  • kcphilly
    kcphilly Posts: 71
    "I want you gargling your heart after these two minutes of cardio!"

    This! lol and "I want you to feel like you're gonna die!" from dear lovely Jillian <3

    But it's ok I have a few one liners of my own to give back to her :)
  • cutmd
    cutmd Posts: 1,168 Member
    "I want you gargling your heart after these two minutes of cardio!"
    Jillian, 30 day shred Level 2, circuit 2 :laugh: I've done it too many times I guess!


    off the top of my head....
    "you wanna work out for 20 minutes and see a difference, you're going to have to push" Jillian 30 day shred
    "Who's your daddy now?" Jillian Yoga
    "Keep going, look me right in my eyes and get there" Shaun T Insanity
    ""everyone has days when they don't feel like going to class But once you get here you will not regret it" Chalene Turbofire (I say that to myself when I don't wanna get up)
    "Who cares about a number on the scale? Do something for yourself!" Chalene Turbofire
    "That S*** is bananas" Shaun T Insanity (just what I was thinking)

    Some trainers irritate me (Tony, I love him but jeez), but most of the talking I love. I feel inspired to dig deeper

    Edited to add - Just did 6week 6 pack after my original post and got some more

    "This is where I want to see the badass come out in you"
    "I know you feel like you're going to die, but you're not going to. What you're going to do is look ridiculously good"
    "take a moment to celebrate your workout"
  • annarface
    annarface Posts: 77 Member
    I don't use exercise DVD's but the Wii Fit trainers get on my nerves so much! They always say the same things when I do my yoga/muscle workout and it's things like 'your leg is shaking a bit!' and I answer them back like 'YES I KNOW I CAN FEEL MYSELF FALLING OFF THE BALANCE BOARD, SHUT UP. YOU AREN'T HELPING ME.' I get so annoyed LOL. And the woman trainer always sounds so sarcastic, she's like 'your posture is fantastic!' and then the next second she's saying I need better posture -_- And at the end they'll always say 'do you feel yourself getting a little shaky when you get tired?' and sfadsfadsa ugh just be quiet. LOLLL I need a life.
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    Leslie Sansone is kinda goofy she giggles like a crazy person all through her walk at home dvds
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