My brother is on the Hot Dog diet

Aesop101
Aesop101 Posts: 758 Member
edited September 26 in Food and Nutrition
Oh, he's lost weight. He's a smart guy and yet I wonder how he finds these weird diets. Then I see folks on the Protein Cleanse. UH!

Then my brother was talking about the 3 diet, one day you eat 3 hot dogs, next day 3 servings of fish, next day 3 servings of something else.

Then there are those short cuts, Get rid of 10 lbs. of fecal material. Take this pill and then read the label that says reduce consumption and increase exercise all while you sleep.

Just to see if I have some marketing skills let me come up with a few diets:

Mississippi Mud Diet
Cleveland Waterfront Purge
Swedish meatball diet: Always more validity if it comes from a foreign country
Disposition Diet: Hey if you have a bad disposition, this works!
And finaly........
The Cast Away diet, Oops this one actually works assuming you survive.

Anyway folks common sense goes a long ways towards losing weight. In fact I believe it is the only way to lose weight. That is simply a good diet and proper exercise. I've never seen a good short cut.

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  • GoingMedium
    GoingMedium Posts: 28
    Amen! Seems like the only thing working for me is a non-diet-diet.
  • Jessaamine
    Jessaamine Posts: 111
    I'm into the Wholistic Tapeworm Chakra Fat Cleanse, myself ; )
  • Becky1971
    Becky1971 Posts: 979 Member
    Thats crazy!
    A friend of mine was just telling me that her brother sometimes goes on a milk diet. he just drinks milk, I was like UGH! that would lead to a sore butt I would think. Anyways, your absolutely right, Common Sense!
  • countrygirl_717
    countrygirl_717 Posts: 204
    Amen! Seems like the only thing working for me is a non-diet-diet.
  • Aesop101
    Aesop101 Posts: 758 Member
    I'm into the Wholistic Tapeworm Chakra Fat Cleanse, myself ; )

    I bow to you! Your marketing skills are much better. :laugh:
  • AngelaPowPowPOW
    AngelaPowPowPOW Posts: 293
    I'm into the Wholistic Tapeworm Chakra Fat Cleanse, myself ; )
    Genius!
  • obifatkanobi
    obifatkanobi Posts: 190
    You missed one, The Pilsner Purge, drink beer till nothing but liquid evacuates both ends. Sadly, I've known people almost this bad, and yes, they were thin, but far from healthy.
  • alucard75
    alucard75 Posts: 207 Member
    I got a crazy diet that really works...

    Eat balanced food...exercise or at least be ACTIVE

    The results are crazy good...I've lost 32 pounds in 6 months
  • JenBrown0210
    JenBrown0210 Posts: 985 Member
    Amen! Seems like the only thing working for me is a non-diet-diet.


    That is a great way to put it! I hate it when people call what I am doing a diet. I say, it is not a diet. It is my new life. A diet, to me, means I am gong to stop sometime. I do not want to gain all of the weight back! So i am on the non-diet-diet too!
  • Newme2b
    Newme2b Posts: 32
    I've never heard of most of these diets.. well besides the one alucard75 mentioned..Funny
  • Aesop101
    Aesop101 Posts: 758 Member
    I've never heard of most of these diets.. well besides the one alucard75 mentioned..Funny

    The Hot dog diet is real. So was the 3 per day diet. The others I made up to show the absurdity.
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