: you wake up in bed w/ the person above..

Hmmmm, never had sand there before.

Why are you wearing a mask?

trick please

Thats not we agreed on when I picked you up off the street corner!

you said whatever I wanted for $20

@territhefrog, make sure get a signed contract. He'll jack up the prices on you without warning

fine, but we're using cuffs for no charge

any other hidden fees I need to know about first?

Can we get started now?

My bed isn't big enough!