What would you rather fight?

__drmerc__
__drmerc__ Posts: 722 Member
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Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?

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  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,597 Member
    can they fly?
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    He said horses not unicorns COME ON MAN
  • LeonCX
    LeonCX Posts: 862 Member
    edited October 2014
    Neither.
    I'm fat. Motivate me.
  • gzus7freek
    gzus7freek Posts: 494 Member
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  • annangelich
    annangelich Posts: 402 Member
    the horse sized duck, I will bake several giant crackers, distract the duck slay the beast and then have a glorious duck feast.
  • onefortyone
    onefortyone Posts: 531 Member
    This thread is pure animal cruelty, I'm telling!

    Having said that, duck sized horses. It'd involve less running away in horror and they're easier to stomp.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    The giant duck. The small horses would be too fast and overwhelm me with numbers
  • blukitten
    blukitten Posts: 922 Member
    sixout wrote: »
    He said horses not unicorns COME ON MAN

    that would be Pegasus not unicorns dear lol

    unicorns are the ones with the horns

    and for me it would be the 100 tiny horses-- the giant duck creeps me the f$#@ out

  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    edited October 2014
    I'd go for the horse sized duck. That way I could use my innate knowledge of water fowl against that damn giant mutant bugger.

    The 100 duck sized horses sounds easier, but you can't kick them all at once. All the a few of them need to do is rear up like Trigger and use their front hooves to gouge your achilles tendon and you're down. From there? Those hooves will rip you apart.
  • CindyMarcuzAdams
    CindyMarcuzAdams Posts: 4,007 Member
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    100 duck size horses.
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  • patrickblo13
    patrickblo13 Posts: 831 Member
    I only shoot ducks so no fighting for me
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Fighting a duck that size requires knowledge of slaying dragons. Basically the same thing.
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
    Can I get an exemption to take the plug out of my shotgun so I get 5 rounds with the horse sized duck?

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  • Hockey_Winger
    Hockey_Winger Posts: 1,164 Member
    Bare handed or do I get to visit what's hidden in my closet first?
  • _errata_
    _errata_ Posts: 1,653 Member
    wheird wrote: »
    The giant duck. The small horses would be too fast and overwhelm me with numbers

    Bro, that's what your AoE is for! CC 101.

  • happylife2014
    happylife2014 Posts: 128 Member
    Neither, I'm a lover not a fighter! ;)
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
    __drmerc__ wrote: »
    Go_Mizzou99 wrote: »
    Can I get an exemption to take the plug out of my shotgun so I get 5 rounds with the horse sized duck?

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    YOU MUST FOLLOW ALL FEDERAL LAWS

    That is why I asked for an exemption...

    Or better yet, get this shotgun which is specifically made for horse-sized duck hunting.

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  • sw33tp3a11
    sw33tp3a11 Posts: 4,646 Member
    Can I just feed them a loaf of bread instead?

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