Thanksgiving jokes ;0)
ericarey85
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To ease some stress from Thanksgiving prep here are a few jokes that might give you a giggle......
Where do turkeys go to dance? The Butterball
What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to? Plymouth Rock
Why didnt the farmer tell secrets in the cornfield? the corn has ears
Why was the turkey the drummer in the band? b/c ha had the drumsticks
Why did the turkey cross the road? it was the chickens day off
why did the Pilgrim cross the road? to chase the turkey
My 2 faves.........
Why didnt the turkey finish his dessert? b/c he was stuffed!
What happened to the turkey who got into a fight? he got the stuffing beat outta him
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!!
Where do turkeys go to dance? The Butterball
What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to? Plymouth Rock
Why didnt the farmer tell secrets in the cornfield? the corn has ears
Why was the turkey the drummer in the band? b/c ha had the drumsticks
Why did the turkey cross the road? it was the chickens day off
why did the Pilgrim cross the road? to chase the turkey
My 2 faves.........
Why didnt the turkey finish his dessert? b/c he was stuffed!
What happened to the turkey who got into a fight? he got the stuffing beat outta him
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!!
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To ease some stress from Thanksgiving prep here are a few jokes that might give you a giggle......
Where do turkeys go to dance? The Butterball
What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to? Plymouth Rock
Why didnt the farmer tell secrets in the cornfield? the corn has ears
Why was the turkey the drummer in the band? b/c ha had the drumsticks
Why did the turkey cross the road? it was the chickens day off
why did the Pilgrim cross the road? to chase the turkey
My 2 faves.........
Why didnt the turkey finish his dessert? b/c he was stuffed!
What happened to the turkey who got into a fight? he got the stuffing beat outta him
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Nice jokes, lol!!!0
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thanks for the giggles
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Uh-oh! :laugh:
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A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm.?
He stopped and asked the boy, 'Where did you get that turkey?'?
The boy replied, 'What turkey?'?
The game warden said, 'That turkey you're carrying under your arm.'?
The boy looks down and said, 'Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!'?
The game warden said, 'Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you.?
If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?'?
The little boy said, 'I guess I'll just kiss his *kitten* and let him go!'
May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have never a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!0 -
Uh-oh! :laugh:
That is so DISTURBING!0 -
What did the leftover stuffing say to the refrigerator?
Shut the door! I'm dressing!0 -
Knock-knock.0
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If April showers bring May flowers...what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims0 -
What did the mother turkey say to her unruly children?
"If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy."0 -
Who's there?peppermintpudgy wrote: »Knock-knock.
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Sara0
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Sara who?peppermintpudgy wrote: »Sara
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jamespfinnen wrote: »
Sara who?peppermintpudgy wrote: »Sara
Saranother bottle of wine? Mom used the last three to "baste the turkey."
or Saranother bottle of wine? There's no way I'm making it through this dinner sober.
or Saranother bottle of wine? This is some dry-azz turkey.
Modifications welcome.
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lol everyone!0
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jamespfinnen wrote: »What did the mother turkey say to her unruly children?
"If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy."
This is a good one. I'm using this at Mom's house.0 -
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@peppermintpudgy lol
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I'm here all night!
Why did the Rockin' Dinner-Rollers cancel their Thanksgiving gig at Grandma's?
Uncle George ate the drumsticks.
Tip your waitress.0 -
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Knock-Knock.0 -
Who's der?0
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Irma0
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Irma who?0
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IRMAHGERD! SWEET PERTATERS!
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