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: you wake up in bed w/ the person above..
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do you have any more beer on that side of the bed?0
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Let me grab one for you... Wait, I'm still cuffed to the bed.0
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Don't worry, I made martinis. Martinis for everyone.0
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lol I lost the key but I'm gonna go to the store and get more beer brb0
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steals the covers and goes back to sleep0
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I would steal her! there will be no sleep0
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I would play0
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I would sneak out so his wife doesn't kill me, too!0
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thank him for letting me crash for the night0
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pinch myself0
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Climb back on board0
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Check to see if I still have both kidneys.
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go see a shrink0
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I have a psychology degree. Just saying.0
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I'm not done with you0
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High five myself0
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I thank my lucky stars0
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Why am I in this cage?0
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Why does my butt hurt?0
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Where do I get a prescription for...0
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Ramones!0
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Gho...ghost?!0
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you got any protein bars? i am starving0
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Thank The Lord0
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i pinch myself in disbelief than snap a pic of her booty before she wakes to enjoy later when she sobers up and realizes her mistake0
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jackpot0
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pinch myself to see if I wake up0
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well hello, kitty ;-)0
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