The person above you probably smells like:

Downey and Tide

ZEST

STRENGTH

Gatorade?

Vodka and Diet Redbull

holagatita wrote: »

sweat because he worked out like a mofo today! (*)

Just hopped out of the shower, so I smell fresh and clean!

@holagatita IDK, but probably something real classy.

And rich mahogany?

No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

holagatita wrote: »

No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

Royalty

RunningForBeers wrote: »

holagatita wrote: »

No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.

LOL STOP IT