If the person above you stalked you everyday

I'd set another place at the dinner table

Question my own sanity... and assume it was simply my imagination...

I don't think it's stalking anymore. lol

I'd follow her into her windowless van

I'd join a nudist colony.

Start getting into parkour to see if she could keep up.

I think she might already

I think she'd have her plate full of stalkers/stalkees

You followed through with giving me attention. Can I at least pick the candy?

M&Ms!