The Dr. Merc diet

__drmerc__
__drmerc__ Posts: 722 Member
edited November 2024 in Health and Weight Loss
I have a MFP medical degree and have devised this magic weight loss diet

Watch your calories and stay under your TDEE. Eat whatever you want. Try to keep it 80% healthy foods and 20% or less junk foods
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  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
    Thanks!! good to know:)
  • 970Mikaela1
    970Mikaela1 Posts: 2,013 Member
    Nope. Too logical. Nothing completely cut out. Not nearly restrictive enough . Plus it could be easily maintained. Way too easy to be successful this way.
  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,151 Member
    Nope. Too logical. Nothing completely cut out. Not nearly restrictive enough . Plus it could be easily maintained. Way too easy to be successful this way.

    Plus it doesn't include any kind of detox or starving.....nope will never work.
  • malibu927
    malibu927 Posts: 17,562 Member
    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    Nope. Too logical. Nothing completely cut out. Not nearly restrictive enough . Plus it could be easily maintained. Way too easy to be successful this way.

    Plus it doesn't include any kind of detox or starving.....nope will never work.

    And don't forget the pills!
  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
    Think I'm gonna try some belviq :#
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  • indianwin2001
    indianwin2001 Posts: 296 Member
    Thanks Doc. My co-pay is in the mail
  • linstapler
    linstapler Posts: 30 Member
    what? no ebook? *pout*
  • Nixygirl
    Nixygirl Posts: 35 Member
    edited November 2014
    I'm a little confused about the BMR & TDEE...I'm a very big woman and I've lost about 22 kilo in the last 2 months (it's likely more, I've not weighed myself in a fortnight). I average about 1400 cals a day...one or two times I've gone over, but mostly I sit somewhere between 1100 - 1400.

    But, my BMR is 2759 cal and my TDEE is 3311. Even before I started losing weight I rarely ate more than 2800 cals a day. I spent a good many months keeping a diary, so I know exactly how much I was consuming.

    I don't have any kind of illness that would cause this, or diabetes or anything like that.

    The only thing I can seem to put it down to is before I changed my diet, it was primarily made up of carbs. Largely simple carbs at that.

    I should mention that I am seated much of the time. I'm a film editor so I can be seated for up to 14 hours each day working. Also because of being overweight my entire life, I have no cartilage in my knees, which makes walking painful.
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
    Sorry sir, but you are no Dr. Hymen.
  • LeonCX
    LeonCX Posts: 862 Member
    I just ordered some tapeworm eggs from Hong Kong. Onederland, here i come...
  • PrizePopple
    PrizePopple Posts: 3,133 Member
    OdesAngel wrote: »
    Sorry sir, but you are no Dr. Hymen.

    Dr. Hymen split on me. :grumble:
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
    OdesAngel wrote: »
    Sorry sir, but you are no Dr. Hymen.

    Dr. Hymen split on me. :grumble:
    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
    The visual...hurts.

  • PrizePopple
    PrizePopple Posts: 3,133 Member
    OdesAngel wrote: »
    OdesAngel wrote: »
    Sorry sir, but you are no Dr. Hymen.

    Dr. Hymen split on me. :grumble:
    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
    The visual...hurts.

    Well get your head out of there... jeeeze.
  • LeonCX
    LeonCX Posts: 862 Member
    edited November 2014
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  • FaylinaMeir
    FaylinaMeir Posts: 661 Member
    That'll never work because you're not trying to sell me some supplement or magic weight loss cure for the low payment of my soul.
  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,942 Member
    __drmerc__ wrote: »
    I have a MFP medical degree and have devised this magic weight loss diet

    Watch your calories and stay under your TDEE. Eat whatever you want. Try to keep it 80% healthy foods and 20% or less junk foods

    Gosh, I can't believe someone flagged you on this. I like the concept, Dr. Merc, and I believe I'm going to try your diet, but......

    You forgot to tell me how much $$ I owe you now. :)

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  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    There are not enough gifs here.
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  • Oi_Sunshine
    Oi_Sunshine Posts: 819 Member
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  • CJsf1t
    CJsf1t Posts: 414 Member
    What! No shakes?!!? No can do. :\
  • mitch16
    mitch16 Posts: 2,113 Member
    You are a genius Dr. Merc. Nay--Super Genius. The Nobel Prize in medicine is most certainly coming your way. When do the infomercials start airing?
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  • Oi_Sunshine
    Oi_Sunshine Posts: 819 Member
    __drmerc__ wrote: »
    unlhy6bqwmrp.jpg

    What are you trying to say?


    I was laughing at the fact you got flagged for silliness.

    And mostly I just found a load of Simpsons gifs and decided to throw one in. And there was a fellow Maggie in it. :-P

    I'll try to be more clear in my humor (or lack thereof, apparently. :'( ) from now on.
  • AskTracyAnnK28
    AskTracyAnnK28 Posts: 2,817 Member
    __drmerc__ wrote: »
    I have a MFP medical degree and have devised this magic weight loss diet

    Watch your calories and stay under your TDEE. Eat whatever you want. Try to keep it 80% healthy foods and 20% or less junk foods

    Lies. Everyone knows if you eat under your TDEE you'll go into starvation mode.
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  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,942 Member
    __drmerc__ wrote: »
    I have a MFP medical degree and have devised this magic weight loss diet

    Watch your calories and stay under your TDEE. Eat whatever you want. Try to keep it 80% healthy foods and 20% or less junk foods

    Lies. Everyone knows if you eat under your TDEE you'll go into starvation mode.

    This is true. I ate 25 calories under my TDEE one day and went into starvation mode. Then I ate 25 calories over my TDEE the next day and gained a whole pound.

    And, one day I ate way more than my TDEE because I heard eating mire helps you lose weight....it does!

    Disclaimer: New people, I'm joking.
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